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Friday, February 19, 2016
11 comments:
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bocopro said...
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First rule of SCUBA: never fart in a full wet suit.
And then there's the Arapaho Chief who developed severe abdominal cramps. Couldn't get rid of 'em.
His wife goes to see a doctor in town and tells him about it. "Big Chief no fart." Doc gives her a bottle of pills and tells her to give him one pill every 4 hours until he passes gas, and then the pain will go away.
Next day she comes back to see Doc and says, "Pill no work; Big Chief no fart."
Doc tells her to give him 2 pills every 3 hours. So she does.
Next day she comes back: "Big Chief no fart."
So Doc says, O.K. Give him the rest of the bottle all at once. Then, for several days the woman doesn't come to see himc, so Doc drives to her house to check.
"How's the Chief? Is he O.K.?"
"Big fart. No Chief." -
2/19/16, 3:03 PM
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Juice said...
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Meth. It's not rocket science.
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2/19/16, 3:32 PM
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Juice said...
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Reading it out loud to my hubby, I could barely speak the words through our laughter. Great find!
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2/19/16, 4:36 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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Ah, now I feel purposeful juice
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2/19/16, 7:20 PM
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Dink Newcomb said...
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A surveyor who moved from the SC Low Country to Nebraska years ago, the worst part of the culture shock for me was all the winter clothes with coveralls on top. Every time you would fart, the only place it could get out was around the looser neckline so that with each step, you would get another small blast of fart gas right in the face till the gas inside was exhausted.
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2/19/16, 9:38 PM
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Juice said...
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The RKOF is much welcomed. Don't know if we could get through it twice.
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2/19/16, 10:21 PM
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David aka True Blue Sam said...
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A meth head just trashed our house, stole our car and totaled it. I hates 'em.
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2/20/16, 12:42 AM
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Esteve said...
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Bocopro, remember the similar old joke, "Bowels no move"?
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2/20/16, 1:10 PM
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toadold said...
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So the Chipolte product caused excessive flatulence but the Del Taco's didn't!?
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2/20/16, 2:36 PM
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Isadore "Chilidog" Pike said...
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Apparently there is a cure for stupid. Thanks, Chipotle!
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2/20/16, 6:21 PM
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pdwalker said...
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Who says farts aren't funny.
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2/23/16, 7:38 PM
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