Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick. |
Thursday, February 04, 2016
4 comments:
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Kim du Toit said...
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Woman: "Does that pickup line work on ANY women?"
Man: "Just the pretty ones..."
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Woman: "You're too old!"
Man: "And you're too fat. But life is all about compromises..."
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Woman: "Are you hitting on me?"
Man: "It's called flirting, and it's something grownups do."
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Woman: "You're creeping me out."
Man: "Wait a minute. I'm getting judged by someone wearing that strange outfit?"
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Woman: "I have a boyfriend."
Man: "I have an uncle named Fred."
Woman: "What?"
Man: "Oh I'm sorry. I thought you wanted to talk about irrelevant stuff."
I got millions more...
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2/4/16, 12:38 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, 'If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, got your hair cut, and dressed better, you'd look all right.' I said, 'If I did that, I'd be talking to your good looking friend over there.'
Tim
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2/4/16, 6:31 PM
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Ralph Gizzip said...
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Charlie Brown looks down his pants and says, "I've got one of these."
Lucy lifts up her dress and says, "I've got one of these and with it I can get all of those I want." -
2/4/16, 7:42 PM
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DougM said...
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Whaaat?
I said, "My duck is sick." -
2/5/16, 12:24 AM
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