In Pensacola, Florida, suspect, Jarell Blackmon used a fake pistol to rob a food mart. He cleaned out the cash register and made off with ten cartons of cigarettes before the cashier used a real gun to shoot him. TRUE
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Tuesday, February 09, 2016
Pop gun crooks
7 comments:
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Esteve said...
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You really can be killed by an airsoft gun.
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2/9/16, 9:14 AM
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Anonymous said...
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So he really didn't "make off" with the cash and smokes, did he?
He tried to steal smokes and got smoked instead. Ha ha! What a shame!
Sic semper latrones!
Remember, it's still armed robbery even if the gun was fake, or unloaded, or just a finger in a pocket simulating a gun. You still go to the Graybar Hotel, if you're lucky enough to not get justifiably shot by your intended victim.
(Unless, of course, you're just a poor, oppressed minority who got "caught up in the justice system", and look like the son Obama would have, if he had one.)
Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku
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2/9/16, 10:46 AM
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Sonoboy said...
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The mind of a 'progressive' would probably think "Hey. It's an Airsoft gun, so that makes this a 'soft' crime. Certainly not worth being shot with a HATEFUL real gun that shoots HATEFUL real bullets!"
Even though inanimate objects contain no hate, or any emotion, for that matter. -
2/9/16, 2:06 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Well, the cashier can always say, "I never INTENDED to shoot him -- the gun just WENT OFF somehow!"
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2/9/16, 10:19 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Apu 1, A$$hole 0.
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2/10/16, 12:35 PM
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poletax said...
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I love happy endings.
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2/10/16, 5:52 PM
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pdwalker said...
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Kim would call this a "righteous shoot". He'd be right.
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2/11/16, 3:49 AM
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