Umbrella, AK; what's the dif?

Liberal Culture

SWAT team responds to college staff member carrying umbrella (VIDEO) The incident, which occurred early Wednesday morning, was prompted by a call to the San Diego County Sheriff’s office of a bald white male, wearing a black shirt and jeans and walking across campus carrying a rifle. This resulted in a shelter-in place order for some 400 staff and students going through orientation before the start of the fall session. Rapidly, facility and classmates banded together to barricade doors with tables and chairs, expecting the worst. The situation resolved itself after 30 minutes when an umbrella-bearing teacher figured out he matched the description of the alleged gunman and surrendered to law enforcement. Somewhere in the bowels of Hell, Adolph Schicklegruber is plaintively crying out- "Oh-Oh.  Give me just one more try at them!"