scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
-- Adolf Hitler held gigantic rallies, where he inspired millions with
rousing speeches. Donald Trump holds gigantic rallies, where he
inspires millions with rousing speeches.
-- Adolf Hitler talked about making his country great again. Donald
Trump talks about making his country great again.
-- Adolf Hitler promised military victories. Donald Trump promises
military victories.
-- Adolf Hitler had a loyal and overweight henchman, Hermann Goering.
Donald Trump has a loyal and overweight henchman, Chris Christie.
-- Adolf Hitler blamed a specific group of immigrants for all the
nation's problems (Ed: Jews weren't immigrants -- Close enough!).
Donald Trump blames a specific group of immigrants for all the nation's
problems.
-- Adolf Hitler vowed to build a wall (Ed: Wait a minute -- when did
Hitler talk about a wall? Shhhh! Nevermind!) Donald Trump vows to build
a wall.
-- Adolf Hitler was a teetotaler. Donald Trump is a teetotaler.
-- Adolf Hitler had a hobby that he enjoyed very much (painting).
Donald Trump has a hobby that he enjoys very much (golf).
-- Adolf Hitler had an opulent home in the city as well as a country
home, "The Berghof" in Berchtesgaden. Donald Trump has an opulent home
in the city as well as a country home, "Mar-a-Lago" in Palm Beach.
-- Adolf Hitler was involved with a woman from Central Europe, Eva
Braun. Donald Trump is married to a woman from Central Europe, Melania
Knauss.
-- Adolf Hitler had a pact with the Soviet Union from 1939 to 1941;
Donald Trump said nice things about Russian president Vladimir Putin.
-- Adolf Hitler required all non-Jewish, German civilians to greet one
another with a rigid right-arm salute, while exclaiming "Heil!" or
"Heil Hitler!" Donald Trump has asked audiences to promise to vote for
him by raising their hands, which is the PRECISELY same thing.
-- Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian; Donald Trump has never smoked.
-- Adolf Hitler forcibly annexed Czechoslovakia. Donald Trump tried to
merge two casinos in Atlantic City.
-- Adolf Hitler invested hundreds of millions of dollars on German
aviation to upgrade the Luftwaffe. Donald Trump has invested hundreds
of millions of dollars in private jets.
-- Adolf Hitler never had any children, but if he had, they would
probably have been blond. Both of Donald Trump's daughters are blond.
-- Adolf Hitler's favorite food was liver dumplings, a dish very
similar to meatloaf. (Ed.: They're not remotely similar. No one knows
that.) Donald Trump's favorite food is meatloaf.
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " Argus Hamilton
Speaking of the Queen: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/6986518/Queen-hailed-as-a-backer-of-Brexit.html Next the Life Guards storm Parliament, restore Monarch?
Ann! You do such excellent research, but this time you missed the obvious clue. Both Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump have names with ELEVEN LETTERS! We're doomed to repeat the past, for sure!
