Sunday, April 24, 2016

Do you drink beer?





Man Logic



This is a conversation between a man and his girlfriend.

Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which I answered quite simply and she is speechless after answering only one question.

Woman:    Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:    How many beers a day?
Man:    Usually about 3

Woman:    How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:    And how long have you been drinking?
Man:    About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:    So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts
your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man:    Correct

Woman:    If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation,
the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man:    Correct

Woman:    Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a  Ferrari?

Man:    Do you drink beer?
Woman:    No.

Man:    Where's your Ferrari?

T.Mann

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

She COULD drink beer (or even champagne cocktails, for that matter) -- she'd just get guys to buy her drinks for her!
In fact, if she plays her cards right, she'll even find a guy who'll buy her a Ferrari…

A conversation between 2 women:
"Wanna go to the bar?"
"I can't. I'm broke."
"Don't worry. Just unbutton your blouse a little and you won't have to pay for a single drink…"

Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

Ralph Gizzip said...

She: Why do you drink so much beer?

He: Why do you spend so much money on make-up?

She: So I'll look pretty.

He: That's what the beer does.

DougM said...

Nver met a woman who bought 'er own Ferrari.

Juice said...

No one asked her how much wine she drinks and that stuff is far more costly than beer.

Post a Comment

Just type your name and post as anonymous if you don't have a Blogger profile.