FOXWORTHY-Muslems

If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.   If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you cannot afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.   If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.   If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.   If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.   If you cannot think of anyone you have not declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.  . If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.   If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.