When my toothpaste dropped to the ground, I was crestfallen.
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Monday, May 02, 2016
Creastfallen
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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6 comments:
- toadold said...
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"You idiot! You air dropped the wrong brand of tooth paste on N. Korea." , "Since this was based on semantic trick, as fearless leader says, "What difference does it make?"
- 5/2/16, 4:20 PM
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More groan worthy:
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Jumping off a Paris bridge indicates you are probably in Seine.
Luigi - 5/2/16, 4:47 PM
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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yur on the payroll luigi
- 5/3/16, 8:35 AM
- JLW III said...
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Don't worry. When Bernie Sanders is president only Tom's of Maine toothpaste will be allowed. You will not be able to buy it.
- 5/3/16, 6:54 PM
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"What we need is a slugger who can hit 60 home runs a season", said Tom, ruthlessly.
- 5/4/16, 1:00 AM
- BlogDog said...
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What do you call people who believe in water baptism?
Jehovah's Wetnesses. - 5/5/16, 3:01 PM