PENN TELLER DO PETA

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PeTA http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c1_1361968754 Jerry Vlasak: I think that violence and non-violence are not moral principles - they're tactics. Penn: WHAT?! Jerry Vlasak: Violence and non-violence are not moral principles - they're tactics. Penn: Sweet evil Jesus! What did he say? Jerry Vlasak: Violence and non-violence are not moral principles - they're tactics. Penn: "Ethical," my achin' ass! [On PETA's usage of Holocaust footage for its campaigns]. Dennis Prager: We have a generation here in America, of young people, who don't know what evil is [cf. generations past]. They've never suffered. They don't know Nazism. They don't know Communism. They don't know torture, concentration camps, or death squads. And so they're so naive, that they think the worst evil is done to animals and the environment. Penn: The PETA you don't know would outlaw fishing, circuses, dog shows, horseback riding and zoos. They even oppose using service animals like eye-dogs for the blind. Fucking blind bastards torturing those dogs! In PETA, there's no room for Kentucky Fried Chicken, or the Kentucky Derby. See you, Shamu! And forget about smearing honey all over your fuck buddy, because even bees are persecuted by the man. And pets are forbidden in PETA's world too. That's right! No pets. Hey all you pet lovers who donate to PETA, feel like a sucker yet? Ted Nugent: Hey, Ingrid! BLOW ME! Penn: We're not gonna tease or abuse the bull. He doesn't have a cute name like Elsie, or Moo-Moo, or Heiferlips. His name is Dave. Nothing funny about that. We wouldn't do anything to this animal that we wouldn't do to ourselves. [Penn applies a branding iron to Teller's right buttock.]. Teller: [off-camera] Mother-FUCKER! Penn: Hey! Cool, Dave, he can talk! Penn: Ethical means moral or proper which differs for every person, it's something to discuss. It's not an absolute. It just sounds nice, it's like 'pro-choice' and 'pro-life', I mean- c'mon! Everyone is pro-choice and pro-life. It's for or against abortion that your group is about. And who wouldn't wanna treat animals ethically, anyway. Nobody gets off slapping their monkey or choking their chicken or roughing up their clam. Penn: What shows like this!? Is HBO running a show called “Horse Shit” or “Crocka Shit”? What other shit shows are there out there? We rule shit! Penn: In just a month after animals were released, they would be back in animal prison for trespassing, failure to pay their taxes, assaulting people- and each other, and for fucking and shitting all over the shitty, fuckin' place! How evil are PeTA? Very. What really got me was seeing PeTA terrorists convicted of multiple felonies for arson being allowed to address kids in school. One final experiment.  If anybody watches this video, and at its conclusion can say they did not want to strangle Ingrid Newkirk every time she spoke, please tell me.  Because, I don't think it's possible, but what do I know?