After
conducting "extensive research" on the matter, the owner of the D.C.
restaurant that earlier this week accused a Yelper of pooping herself
says it appears it was wrong. Whatever disagreements remain with the
one-star review from Yelper "Emma C.," Greg Casten now comes forward to
say that, in retrospect, he doesn't think she lost control of her
bowels at Nick's Riverside Grill last week after all.
On Yelp, Emma called Nick's staff out for apparently showing little
regard for the fact that she'd been overcharged for drinks. This drew
an angry retort from a manager that described, in great detail, how
Emma had wreaked legendary havoc on Nick's that day by soiling herself,
staying seated in the mess so the staff had to divert customers around
her, and then tossing her ruined clothes in the restaurant's trash.
"Never return to any of our establishments until you are potty
trained," the manager wrote. People hailed it as an instant-classic
bad-Yelper burn.
[The Full Agony]
