Monday, December 26, 2016

4 things

Just because stuff                  


CHRISTMAS treats taken off menu and replaced with 'winter
delicacies' over fears the phrase would offend Muslims.

A reporter attending the event wanted to know exactly what the Austrians suddenly considered "winter delicacies" and asked the embassy for a clarification. The ambassador then admitted that the traditional Christmas foods had been rebranded out of respect for Islam.

German cop faces CRIMINAL CHARGES ...
for calling Angela Merkel 'INSANE'

"We have to look after our security and for the needs of our people. We will not be able to help everyone in need by taking them in."

Rhian Sugden goes TOPLESS
only Christmas puddings covering her nipples in saucy snap

(Muslims complain "That's not topless you infidel!; decapitate her anyway?)


Anonymous said...

LOVE the "MoHitler" graphic!

toadold said...

Does the feast day of St. Stephen get celebrated any more? 12/26.

toadold said...

"Hokay, I've got der fire hose hooked up, who again wanted der enema.

toadold said...

"Dat was Ummnah you fool,not enema!", "No dif, still remove poo."

Anonymous said...

I wasn't sure if seeing the Christmas lights on my home would be offensive to my Muslim neighbor, so rather than take any chances, I spray-painted "Mohammed was a fucking pedophile" on my garage door.

Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

FishStyx said...

...and Moo-lin-yan WINS the internet!!!

(I just sprayed iced tea all over a perfectly good keyboard!)

Juice said...

To the point, Why Trump won in America.

Anonymous said...

12/26 "On this side of the pond we make do with only one finger, but the meaning is the same. -- Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don"

12/27 "Can anyone explain the two finger references. I suspect that it's similar to the single digit diplomacy that we use here but I'd like to know more. -- Tom"

What am I, in-fucking-visible?

Moo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don

Anonymous said...

Moolie: Invisible, no. A doofus who comments on the wrong board, yes.

Cheesy said...

The same people who allowed Jewish people to die in Nazi Germany because they wanted to appease hitler.

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