So. Three Nuns ...

Three Italian nuns die when their bus wrecks and of course, they all go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter who says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be." The first nun says, "I wanna' be a glamorous Sophia Loren." And poof! She's gone. The second says, "I wanna' to be a Gina Lollobrigida." And poof! She too is gone. The third nun says, "I wanna' to be just a like Sara Pipalini for six a months." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask,"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that name." "I said a Sara Pipalini," answers the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell. Who is this Sara Pipalini?" The nun then hands a newspaper to St. Peter. saying, "I was a reading this a story when the bus, she wrecks." St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." Blame RON in OHIO