Thursday, April 19, 2018

Bloody Hell





                          



An epidemic of stabbings and acid attacks in London has gotten so bad that London mayor Sadiq Khan is announcing broad new "knife control" policies designed to keep these weapons of war out of the hands of Londoners looking to cause others harm. [I'm not kidding]


2 comments:

rickn8or said...

Mister Mayor, the obvious solution is to start deporting all those troublemaking Amish.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

They’re all his kin.

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