|
British humor: Absolutely
politically incorrect.
.
It has been announced that
the
police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They
are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloreds from
running.
------------------------------ ------------------------------
-------------
2
Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London .
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
------------------------------ ------------------------------
-------------
Riots in Birmingham last
month caused over 1 million worth of improvements
------------------------------ ------------------------------
-------------
Muslims
have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English.
Police
fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------
Years ago it was suggested
that,
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since all the doctors are
now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------
Police
in
London have found a bomb outside a mosque...They've told the public not
to panic as they've managed to push it inside.
==============================
During last night's high
winds
an African family were killed by a falling tree. A spokesman for
the
Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up
there".
==============================
Jamaican
minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough
television shows with minorities in mind, so Crime Watch is being shown
5 times a week now.
==============================
I was reading in the paper
today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop
so low.
==============================
I
was
walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth
floor balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul,
won't it start?"
==============================
An Emergency Call Center
worker
has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who
were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed
911
from a cell phone stating, "I am
depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I
can finally meet Allah."
To which the call
center employee replied, "Remain calm
and stay on the line."
|
|
