Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Deep Dark Fears


Juice said...

Yes, at 5'4" this was quite the chuckle. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Similarly, taking a cue from Kramer and Newman, we've reversed the peephole on our front door, so we can peek in to see if someone is waiting to jack us with a sock full of pennies.

Oh, speaking of peeking in: We hadn't seen the old lady from the house next door in weeks, and we noticed hordes of flies swarming inside the windows and a hideous stench emanating from the house. So we took a peek through the mail slot, and, sure enough, our deepest, darkest fears were realized: A family of Pakis had moved in.

Ann Hedonia & Sam Paku

New rule, huh? "Comment with your Google account if you’d like to be able to manage your comments in the future. If you comment anonymously, you won’t be able to edit or delete your comment." Hey, manage this!

toadold said...

Avoid subways, avoid New York City , Move to a shall issue State.

Anonymous said...

"A family of...."

Jeeze, some warning next time please. I snorted Dr. Pepper thru my nose and that stuff burns!

Sir H the Comet

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