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Monday, December 24, 2018
The Great Yellow Blob In Her Shiny New Boots
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Carol has more class in her big toe than the banana slug wearing boots will ever have.
- 12/24/18, 10:36 AM
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I was never aware of wookie high fashion.
--mech - 12/24/18, 4:12 PM
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Subject: Michelle Obama's $4000 boots
I guess you’ve heard about the $4000 Balenciaga boots that Michelle Obama showed up wearing the other day. If not, here’s the piece about it from American Thinker: https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2018/12/michelle_obamas_horrifying_4000_balenciaga_boots.html
But here’s “the rest of the story":
Actually, those are not the most expensive boots Moochelle considered buying. She was looking for the most exotic leather boots available, and was shown everything from ostrich to Burmese python to kangaroo skin to rhino hide to snow-leopard pelt, but nothing thrilled her.
Finally, the salesperson brought out a pair of boots like nothing else, made from the most exquisite leather Moochelle had ever seen; the leather had a quality that was simply indescribable. Moochelle asked how much the boots cost, and the salesperson replied, "$37,000 per pair."
"Holy Moly!", said Moochelle. “They’re certainly gorgeous, but what makes them so expensive?"
The salesperson replied, "That wondrous, exquisite, indescribable leather from which these boots are made? It's actual human skin!"
"Aha!", said Moochelle. "Well, you can't get any more exotic than that! But Hey, I can afford it, and I think I'd like to have a pair! The only thing is, those are white; do they come in black?"
And the salesperson said, "Sure! Fifteen bucks!” - 12/25/18, 11:16 AM
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Two words: weather balloon.
- 12/26/18, 2:37 AM
- molonlabe28 said...
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I hate to think of where those things lead if you're going to the Northern limits of them.
- 12/27/18, 1:13 PM
- Jess said...
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Ru Paul would be proud. They're probably best of friends, and know all the techniques for keeping the johnson tucked between their legs.
- 12/27/18, 3:34 PM
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Is that what drove Barry to the bathhouses?
- 12/27/18, 11:19 PM
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Like a half-opened banana with the rotten insides falling out; not too appealing...
Fashions by Helen Keller, I'm thinking... - 12/28/18, 12:44 AM
- Linda Fox said...
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Now that she is not on display every day, she can skip the exercise and indulge her love of food and wine.
And, it really shows. - 12/28/18, 1:18 PM