Wednesday, February 06, 2019

Towards a better understanding...


A young Arab boy asks his father “What is that strange hat you are wearing?”

The father said: “Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”

“And what is the long flowing robe you are wearing?” asked the boy.

“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple.  This is a ‘djbellah.’  As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot,  but the sand is always blowing.  My djbellah protects the entire Body,

The son then asked: “But Father, what about those ugly shoes you have on  your feet?” 

“These are ‘babouches’ my son,” the father replied.  You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot.  These babouches’ keep us from burning our feet.”

“So tell me then,” added the boy.

“Yes, my son…”

“Why are you living in Minnesota and still wearing all this shit?


MERRILY 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The winnah of the internets today!!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Indeed!

toadold said...

Sounding like rubber ducks being raped by chipmunks , the Muslims keep watching the price of oil drop and their ability to purchase weapons declining . They are desperate for overseas Muslims to send them money .

MMinWA said...

That's 2 excellent laughs to start my day.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Aw shucks Lamess

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