"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
How can you tell if the stage is level at a bluegrass concert?The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
Excuse me, but the banjo depicted has only four strings. It isn't worth learning unless it has five.
"How many musicians are there in your band ? ""Four , plus a banjo player. ";-)
Gig was delayed...banjo player locked himself in the van again.
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