Showing posts with label Catch o' Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catch o' Day. Show all posts

Friday, March 30, 2018

Lexophilia


 










Lexophiles
"Lexophile" describes those who have a love for words, such as "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "To write with a broken pencil is pointless." An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.

This year's winning submission is posted below




No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.



cuzzin Ricky

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Owen Benjamin


 







Owen Benjamin
I just tripped over Owen Benjamin on You Tube. Surprising, because I search out humorous video and had heretofore never heard of him. Maybe because I don't do Comedy Central anymore.  And, whoa! His stand-up is proper funny. While he will invoke the fuck word at times, it's somehow, I don't know, contextual.  And, guess what?  He is a comedian with values.  American values.  His "Why I Hate the Left," is not humorous, but is sincerely spoken and has deep depth.  The guy is a jewel.

You have been led to water.

You're welcome


HAVE YOU LIVED BEFORE THE INTERNET?     [HERE]


"I've learned something you don't know a woman until you marry her and then you watch her watch the show snapped on the oxygen channel .... it's the whole genre you may not have seen snap but you may have seen wives with knives or any of these other, yeah,  already these what other wonderful programs about real-life women who ...." [HERE]


"I didn't care as much as I do now about speaking out about how evil that is because I have a son who's a white male  and I get angry thinking about people telling him that he's sponsible for slavery. This beautiful little child  who just dances in the kitchen and smiles so that's not a shared goal the left and I make sure I say the left is to not lump in ... The type of liberal I was raised with-- my dad--  may be completely wrong in my view when it comes to government policy and regulation, but we share values.  The left ... is nihilistic,  it's Marxist ...." [HERE]


"There are a lot of forces working against you, but follow my advice and you will be OK. If it wasn't for my dad's weiner and my mom's "ok," there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I've had two Comedy Central specials. I'm tall but suck at basketball, I'm smart but can't spell, I'm nice but kind of a dick. I've been in some movies: House Bunny, Staten Island Summer w/ SNL cast, Bucky Larson w/ Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill w/ Adam Sandler ...." HERE

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Location: Queens (704 Hauser St.)


 









How realistic are New York apartments onTV shows?
From “Girls” to “I Love Lucy,” we break down the hovels, the dream pads and everything in between.
While some series portray New York real estate fairly accurately, many have turned a blind eye to what its characters would actually be able to afford in the Big Apple’s housing market. Carrie Bradshaw’s spacious studio with a walk-in closet? Trust us, newspaper columnists with a shoe addiction don’t live like this.


Thursday, November 10, 2016

President Elect ... Who?



Tuesday, November 08, 2016

Bill Murray's Dog

Catch of the Day



Saturday, October 29, 2016

Paglia on Hillary


 









The woman is a disaster!’: Camille Paglia on Hillary Clinton



I've always sort of admired Paglia, and
will certainly vouchsafe her intellect.  To wit:

[...] Paglia does not sleep with men — but she is, very refreshingly, in favour of them. She never moans about ‘the patriarchy’ but freely asserts that manmade capitalism has enabled her to write her books.

As for male/female relations, she says that they are far more complex than most feminists insist. ‘I wrote a date-rape essay in 1991 in which I called for women to stand up for themselves and learn how to handle men. But now you have this shibboleth, “No means no.” Well, no. Sometimes “No” means “Not yet”. Sometimes “No” means “Too soon”. Sometimes “No” means “Keep trying and maybe yes”. You can see it with the pigeons on the grass. The male pursues the female and she turns away, and turns away, and he looks a fool but he keeps on pursuing her. And maybe she’s testing his persistence; the strength of his genes… It’s a pattern in the animal kingdom — a courtship pattern…’ But for pointing such things out, Paglia adds, she has been ‘defamed, attacked and viciously maligned’ — so, no, she is not in the least surprised that wolf-whistling has now been designated a hate crime in Birmingham.

Girls would be far better advised to revert to the brave feminist approach of her generation — when women were encouraged to fight all their battles by themselves, and win [full]

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Moving to Canada?


 






Best Realtor Ad Ever
MoSup

Monday, October 03, 2016

Hillary's People


 








Progressive friend expressed absolute horror that Sarah Palin was on the Republican ticket, I asked him to tell me why she was less qualified than Obama. After all, unlike Obama, Palin had experience governing. With his back against the wall, my friend uttered the worst indictment he could think of, and it had nothing to do with Palin’s abilities: “She’s not one of us.”

As someone who is by birth and upbringing “one of us,” I know exactly what he meant. The “us” people have all attended prestigious schools, whether public or private or large or small.

In the 1990s, the “us” people all watched The West Wing and congratulated themselves on being able to keep up with Aaron Sorkin’s coked-up, rapid-fire dialogue — and, more importantly, they revered the president and staff who tirelessly, week after week, in the vacuum of our TV sets, advanced perfect Progressive policy.
The “us” people always laugh at the cartoons in The New Yorker, and they often read the articles.

For news, the “us” people all go to the New York Times, where they read the front page and the style section. They feel smug about the fact that they’re entirely comfortable with the LGBTQI marriages now announced on the wedding page. In the car (and they all wish they could have a Tesla), they listen to NPR. In the evening, during or after dinner, they watch NBCCBSABCPBSCNN, but not Fox. If they’re edgy, they watch MSNBC.

The “us” people always make sure to see the movies that “everyone” is talking about. And when they say “everyone,” they don’t actually mean that. They mean the reviewers at The New York Times, NPR, and other select, sophisticated outlets. If those reviewers say a movie is important, the “us” people will rave about it too, no matter that the plot was unintelligible, the dialogue mumbled, and the message ugly. “It’s important, don’t you know.”

Rather peculiarly, given their snobbery (especially about education), the “us” people think that the opinions of Hollywood actors, many of whom are minimally educated and all of whom live peculiar, cloistered lives, surrounded by unimaginable wealth and unseemly yes-men, are valuable advocates for the “us” crowd.

The “us” people believe passionately in climate change (never mind that none of the predictions have borne fruit) and think it’s a brilliant thing to phase out fossil fuels as quickly as possible. (After all, they’re Tesla drivers.) The little people at home and abroad who depend on fossil fuels for food, protection against temperature extremes, and all other aspects of their basic livelihood will just have to adapt. Mother Gaia is more important. 

[FULL Hillary’s sheeple revel in their mindless ignorance]

Just delightful ....

Thursday, August 18, 2016

" I was gonna pay!"


 




I'm Dying here Boss!

" I was gonna pay!"

Cuzzin Ricky

Sunday, July 31, 2016

Oh Yeah? Prove it!


 







Thursday, July 28, 2016

Yes, a money machine


 





Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Bamboo Prison


 








I was watching the Korean War era film The Bamboo Prison last night when this little gem of a scene rolled.

It astounded me how accurately progressives were defined in a Hollywood movie over a half century ago.
I wonder who on the left decided 'Progressive' was the way to go when 'Liberal' became tarnished.
Here's the imdb link.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046746/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Recommended when if it runs again.
Thomas "MR" Mann
Mr. Mann is awarded the COD w/ Cluster