Nobody would know the farter though

Sardine class

If you were desperate to get out of, say 1975 Saigon, these would look pretty damn good.  Ordinarily, however, I think the market would reject them lickety-split, as seems to be happening.  But - as we've recently learned, it takes just a few elected officials, greased by a few greennik locos,  to go "mandatory."  What a good reason, patriotic even,  to go on a 5000 calorie diet. Pass the milk shake.