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First in series on how to
survive without government telling you squat.
Grammaw: "Boy, run out out a get me
a chicken for supper."
Boy -
- Runs
over to the chicken house, grabs one, puts foot on chicken's head and
pulls it off.
- Tosses the chicken body away until it stops
flopping about.
- Builds a fire on the mini hearth alongside the
garage.
- Goes to the pump and fills the pot.
- Throws chicken into the pot; puts it on the fire
until it gets right hot.
- Pulls the chicken out and removes the feathers and
pintails.
- Slices her open and pulls out the guts.
- Bring everything in to grammaw.
- Wash the blood off my hands.
Never heard of a soul what died because they didn't wear gloves and
spray disinfectant. Moral:
fuck-off. and pass the taters.
NEXT: Martha Stewart makes condoms from fresh-killed sheep. |
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