Showing posts with label Hints From Schmeloise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hints From Schmeloise. Show all posts

Monday, April 22, 2013

Oh My Finger









Res Ipsa Loquitor
Saturady I mondolined my forefinger.  Unbeknownst to mme the family called 911.  Th3 EMS wanted to medicac me, but I said piffle and carried on after applying my own cause and tape.  Worked fine, but when it cam time for a shower I didn't want to get it wet lest the scab melt.  So, I looken in the drawer, saw a latex glove and Voila!  MoSup claims this is nothing new, but I'm calling bullshit on that.  Never ever has she suggested that when I've had a damaged member of some sort, and there have been many.  So there you have it.  You're welcome.