Starbucks Sensitivity Training

Telling Like It Is ...

EASTON, PA—Dreading the looks on their faces once they realized the recipe was “truly easy as fuck,” local grandmother Rosemary Guzzo, 79, confirmed Monday that she didn’t have the heart to tell her family that any dipshit can make lasagna. “No, I don’t think I can bring myself to do it. They’d be too crushed to find out I learned how to make ‘Nana’s famous lasagna’ from the back of a Barilla box,” said Guzzo, explaining that the dish involved not some old-world secret guarded by generations of Italian matriarchs, but the layering of pasta, meat, cheese, and tomato sauce. “You know what’s hard to make? Soufflé. Not lasagna. Any knuckle-dragging dumbass off the street can set an oven to 375 and pop in a baking pan.” At press time, Guzzo’s daughter had asked her to write down each step so they could enjoy the “family treasure” for years to come. METZGER: Hah!  When they stick to this, the Onion is good.  When they do their leftitsta political “humor” is when they fail.

Have Fun

re: Doug Kenney

I periodically rifle through my basement archive (clutter) for my collection of Nat Lamps.  Nope luck.  But A FUTILE AND STUPID GESTURE is good wallow.

Montreal Unfair Advantage?

Montreal trying to get "Car Curling" added to Winter Olympics, Cuzzin Ricky

"Save The Snowflakes - Stop Triggering Them"

Cuzzin Ricky

Woof

UPDATE:  WSJ has a paywall; Try the WaTimes

Aw Mom!

UN Home Security:

Crudely done, but hits the right notes

A Fine Fairy Tale

Monty Python's "Happy Valley Fairy Tale"  (Rare & Complete) Once upon a time, long long ago, there lay in a valley far, far away (in the mountains) the most contented Kingdom the world has ever known.  It was called Happy Valley and it was ruled over by a wise old king called Otter. And all his subjects flourished and were happy and there were no discontents or grumblers because wise King Otto had them all put to death along with the trade union leaders. ... BUT WAIT!  There's More. THE END.

WOOF!

Giddyup

The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA) FreeRide "The Free Ride Act" The Senate is considering a sweeping Legislative Bill sponsored by the Democratic Party that will provide new benefits for many more Americans.   The Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition. "Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Sen. Barbara Boxer.  "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over.  With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing." In a Capitol Hill press conference Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance.  At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63%). Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires. Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory hiring interview questions such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?" "As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”.  "This new law should be real good for people like me.  I'll finally have job security."  With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel. Said Sen. Dick Durbin, Ill: "As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities.  It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so." This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer & Nancy Pelosi... and cuzzin ricky

Tweaking Google's Leftwingnuttigness

Netherlands welcomes Trump

via Legal Insurrection

Michelle Obama: awarded "Eagle Scout" badge.

STFU Michelle

First Lady first women to achieve Boy Scouts highest award. Photo: Faque News (CNN) President Barack Obama surprised an emotional First Lady, Michelle Obama, Thursday by presenting her the Boy Scouts highest award, Eagle Scout,  during a White House ceremony. When the BSA objected, the President called the organization "a bunch of white mysoginsts," that needed a "diversity kick start." He had previously issued an executive order that gave him the authority.

Real Housewives of ISIS

Real Housewives of ISIS BBC Scrambles to recover from Top-Gear loss?  Marc Miller

Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years ...

Merry Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW85ZcswiqM Singer, songwriter and Entertainer Dana Kamide wrote the lyrics and performed the lead vocals and produced the video. Democrats got Shellacked in the last 3 elections. Yet Obama and the media still trying to make up stories why Donald Trump was elected instead of admit that for the last 8-10 years their policies have FAILED AMERICA! Dont forget to LIKE Dana's Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/danakamide Here are the lyrics : It's the most wonderful time in 8 years Yet some kids are protesting while Trump fans investing their time with good cheer Sing It's the most wonderful time in 8 years It's the hap-happiest voting season of all With each staff member Trump picks, Democrats up to their old tricks …Just trashing them all but It's the hap- happiest election season of all There’ll be one party hosting All three branches toasting but how low now will the press go There'll spin misguided stories Trying to steal Trump’s glory from a playbook written, long long ago It's the most wonderful time in 8 years There'll be much more enjoyment a lot less unemployment Cuz Trump will be near It's the most wonderful time in 8 years (go up) Hillary’s party’s not hosing they’re no longer toasting, Beyonce, Kanye, Cop Killers, Racists and the Muslim Brotherhood They ignored true stories of Hillary who wasn’t sorry for her crimes now and long ago Now It's the most wonderful time in 8 Years We’ll deport all the criminals, Taxes will be minimal Bad trade deals disappear It's the most wonderful time yes the most wonderful time Oh the most wonderful time… in 8 years! MoSup

Shad Comix

A Saturday Night Special

Chuck and Dianne, Shitting You and Me

We have to vote ...

Parody? Or Satire? Ron Metzger