Oops: Grandma accidentally buys swear-filled book for 6-year-old

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But, as some on social media noticed, their messaging was off because the seat buckle operation only works one way. And that seems counter to their attempted messaging.

If the F-35 was a ship, it would be the SS Jimmy Carter

WHAT THIS GUMMINT DO                              Living Down To Expectations ...

We’ve heard of significant shortcomings before with the fighter jet that’s supposed to be America’s future, but this is just as bad as it gets. The F-35 performed so dismally in a dogfight, that the test pilot remarked that the it had pretty much no place fighting other aircraft within visual range. And to add insult to injury, the JSF flier discovered he couldn’t even comfortably move his head inside the radar-evading jet’s cramped cockpit. “The helmet was too large for the space inside the canopy to adequately see behind the aircraft.” That allowed the F-16 to sneak up on him. F-35 Can't Carry Its Most Versatile Weapon Until At Least 2022 The short takeoff and vertical landing capable F-35B, which has handicapped the entire Joint Strike … Read more And it’s even worse than a mere maneuverability issue. At one point, the pilot’s helmet was so big he couldn’t even turn his head inside the cockpit. That’s according to a scathing report obtained by our friends over at War Is Boring that details the results of visual range air-to-air engagement tests between an F-35A and an F-16C. The F-35, which the US Air Force, Navy, and Marines are expected to rely upon, in addition to the air arms of militaries across the world for at least the next few decades, was supposed to be better than its F-16 predecessor in all respects. [Oh, there's more....] There will be an upside—when Obama sells them to Iran. "Beautiful! Just freaking beautiful!" cuzzin ricky

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Lands End Men- Ruh Roh

Mad Men Run Amok

Here Kitty Kitty

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Oh don't worry dear, she's just off with some Tom

Is Hell About To Freeze?

Chicago preacher James Meeks dumps Dems, backs GOP gubernatorial candidate

“The Democratic party just assume always that 97 percent of the African-American vote will go to the Democratic party. If that assumption is true, they never have to work for our vote,” Meeks said.

Wrestlers?

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Reggie and Barry Sitting in a Tree

RUH-ROH “ Revernd Idaho Spud ”

Bad Boner Barking

RUH-ROH Bad Boner: I may not have time to let anyone know what I'm doing because I have to capitulate now or we'll lose our bargaining strength.

“ House Speaker John Boehner hopes to have a framework for a debt-limit plan in place by Sunday afternoon to avoid roiling the Asian markets, he told colleagues on a Saturday conference call. He acknowledged that he might not be able to get the details of a plan to all members by the time he makes an announcement tomorrow, but warned colleagues that they risk losing leverage in the negotiations if something isn’t enacted by Aug. 2. [Boehner wants debt ceiling plan by Sunday]  Don't blame me for thinking the worst.  Doing the wrong thing is what the GOP have done time after time for as long as I remember.

What the deuce?

Supplies

She thought it was her husband, but it was the pizza delivery boy? She thought it was the pizza delivery boy, but it was her husband? When he answered "blind man!" well, you know.

The Bidency - Day One?

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“ Vice President Biden, under intense pressure from some Democratic Party officials and Cabinet members to invoke Article 25, Section 4 of the Constitution and have Obama temporarily or permanently removed as president because of his mental incapacity to fulfill his constitutional oath as president is reluctant to take such drastic action. Biden feels that the country would "become unglued" after such action and he doesn't want to be the one who would be responsible for "picking up the pieces," according to a source who works within Biden's office. Some staffers have said on deep background that the revelations by the ex-White House official to "Ulsterman" are not even half of the story about what is actually occurring in the White House.  White House: Obama Conducting Reign of Terror

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Mark Levin launches on Krauthammer & The Weeky Standard

Sarah Farts

I see your underpants Sarah Palin, and there's an ugly skid-mark.

“ Brian Murphy for Maryland  Today at 7:30am I’m honored to endorse Brian Murphy for Governor of Maryland. Brian is a pro-life, pro-Second Amendment commonsense conservative and a firm believer in the free market and the cause for energy independence. As a former energy industry executive and current small business owner, Brian has the private sector experience that is so lacking in government today. He knows how to incentivize industry to get our economy moving again. Together with his running mate for lieutenant governor, Mike Ryman, Brian will provide Maryland with principled and results oriented leadership. Please join me in supporting Brian by visiting his website at www.brianmurphy2010.com and following him on Facebook and Twitter. - Sarah Palin ”

Yesterday Politico ran  Sarah Palin's endorsement a shock to some.  It's about candidates who found themselves endorsed by her, when they had no reason to believe she knew they existed.  I was a tad troubled by that, especially this. “ In Meyer’s case, she had never met Palin, nor was her campaign in contact with Palin’s staff. “Actually my campaign staff was taken completely by surprise by Sarah Palin’s endorsement,” said Meyer, the state auditor. Meyer said she’s not even sure how Palin’s staff got her cell phone number. She suspects a supporter, Clay Cunningham, included it in a letter to Palin last week touting Meyer’s candidacy. ” So, it seems that Sarah  might be taking the word of  "trusted advisers" about who to support.  Given the stakes, what could go wrong?   Is that how Brian Murphy got the nod?  Who the hell is he?  I had to look it up. Everyone here knows that I love Sarah Palin, and that I will eagerly go with the real conservative against any go-along and get-along incumbent, but that does not describe Bob Ehrlich.  The seven NOs Murphy gave Ehrlich in the above list are ... are ... where the hell did he get them?  They are falsehoods, a.k.a.  lies.  That makes Brian Murphy a liar, and someone who would be more comfortable running as a Democrat.  Maybe that's what he is doing, ahem. You may want to take a closer look at who you endorsed here Governor.

It's All Bush's Fault

It's all Bush's fault

Here's an opinion piece by Chuck Green who writes "Greener Pastures" for the Denver Post/Aurora Sentinel...one of the more liberal papers in the country.  Additionally, Mr. Green is a life long Democrat...so this is rather a stunning piece... - Cuzzin Ricky

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By your leave

Who among us didn't return home from basic training, and ask at the dinner table, "pass the fu--ing potatoes please?"   This Marine would have been happy with so insignificant a slip, as Tim W tells it. “ He recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan.   Having not seen his wife for several months, he was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her. Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a towel wrapped round her head..... and he shot her!! ”

I feel lucky, oh so lucky

Incredible string of luck. but

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