New York Times Crap

No Shit Sherlock

When Garfield Talks ...

GREEN CRAP We Stand By It as a Theatrical Work GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!     A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Coastal Alabama ~~~~ Coastal Mississippi ~~~~ Coastal Texas ~~~ North Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania ~~~ And Texas ~~~ We are loaded with oil, so WTF?   ~~~ Our dipstick is located in the White House! ~~~ Any   Questions?   NO?   Didn't think So.    Commander Ellis

Gas Pain

A short note on gasoline prices and the election

“ [...] This graph from Trevor Houser, a partner at the Rhodium Group and an energy and natural resources specialist, appears to suggest that the relationship between voting preferences and oil is incredibly strong. A chart plotting political analyst Charlie Cook's Partisan Voting Index against gasoline expenditures as a share of personal income demonstrates the tight relationship between how much voters spend on gas and how they vote.[... Tiger Hawk] Tiger Hawk 'splains this chart, but what it implies is that Obama's ass is grass. ”

Obama Bitch Slaps Crazy Conservatives

High gas prices and the wisdom of drilling for oil The writer says soaring gasoline prices are the direct result of failed federal energy policies of U.S. President Barack Obama.

“ “ .Gasoline prices are zooming past $4 a gallon and the United States is hardly freer from the grip of imported oil or closer to robust economic recovery. With his approval ratings dropping precipitously, U.S. President Barack Obama is blaming speculators and investigating fraud and at the pump when this mess is the direct result of failed federal energy policies. By word and deed, the Obama administration has sought to limit off-shore oil exploration and development and hasten the commercial viability of solar, wind and alternative vehicle technologies. All this is based on two erroneous but strongly held beliefs among liberal policymakers, academics and pundits -- increasing oil U.S. production would do little to lower U.S. gas prices and but for the vested interests of multinational oil companies, mankind would have long ago harnessed renewable energy sources and freed itself freed itself from the sin of burning hydrocarbons. [Full indictment] ” I know what you're saying.  "Rodge, why the hell are you posting that here?  There is not a jot of new information contained therein!" It's a trick.  I'm titling this "Obama Bitch Slaps Crazy Conservatives."  The idiot blogs will blindly post it.  Mountains will move. ”