Showing posts with label Vajayjay Culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vajayjay Culture. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Want your vagina to smell like a ripe peach?









A FAMOUS bikini waxing salon that perfects the pubes of stars including Cameron Diaz and Naomi Campbell is now offering its customers VAGINA FACIALS. 




  • Michigan fraternity: $5 "facials" fund raiser to raise breast cancer awareness




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I am not making this up.  HeyI was following Drudge's "Did Madonna break the internet" link, and there it was as an "also."  Sheesh. I wonder of Obama knows about this?

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Spotliight on Women

Vajayjay Culture             

 Roly Poly
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Monday, August 27, 2012

Female Togo Terror Wing

              Vajayjay Culture                     

Togo Sex Strike
Women's Group Plans To Withhold Sex In Effort To Unseat President Faure Gnassingbe
 
Res Ipsa Loquitor

The AP breaks new ground wind with this simile (personification?)  describing the Togo chapter of NOW.

LOME, Togo (AP) — The female wing of a civil rights group is urging women in Togo to stage a week-long sex strike to demand the resignation of the country's president.


Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Pink nipplage- Stuff you didn't know

                                                Vajayjay Culture                       
Today's Stuff You Didn't Know

    I was in the check-out at Giant yesterday morning.  The lady cashier was chatting with a lady customer whom she appeared to know.  Not paying  much attention to their chatter, of a sudden I heard the cashier ask, "... you haven't completed menopause yet?"  To which the customer responded, "I don't really know; how would you?" It was here that I threw caution to the wind, and without so much as a by-your-leave exclaimed,  "You'll know when your nipples are pink again."  

At first shocked that I had  overheard, and then interjected into their conversation, the cashier nevertheless asked, "what?" 

Res Ipsa Loquitor      I am always surprised at how ignorant many women are about their own bodies, and was glad to explain that, at the end of menopause, the aereolae turn pink, or to the color they were at birth.  They, and the nipples, also become very soft because no protection against baby suckage (a medical term) is required.  I thought I'd pass this along; it makes for a good conversation starter at the home before Bingo begins. 

Sunday, August 05, 2012

50 Shades of Grey

Vajayjay Culture                      
Katrina Lumsden reads the Fifty Shades of Grey
books so you don't have to:

Meet Anastasia Steele:
Res Ipsa Loquitor
    What in the hell just happened? Did I really read that? Oh, my god, I did. I did read that.


But wait - there's more:
Fifty Shades Darker
Fifty Shades Freed

Phew! I need a cigarette.  (Well, maybe I would if I actually read it, but I did not).


Thursday, July 26, 2012

V For Victory & Winnie's Cigar

Vajayjay Culture                      
"V" For Victory!
Res Ipsa Loquitor

I see girls flashing the retro "V for Victory" sign a lot recently.  Gives me a warm feeling.  I guess what we have here is the "Winston's cigar" variation.  Nice to know that kids have an understanding of and appreciation for our history and culture.  USA UAS USA


Monday, May 14, 2012

Social Intercourse

                                                Vajayjay Culture
Social Intercourse


Sexual intercourse is all pretty much the same however

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Bridal-wear atrocity

                                                Vajayjay Culture


Res Ipsa Loquitur

Where the bride, instead of making the cost of being part of her court easier,  by telling them "with a few alterations it will make a wonderful cocktail dress," promised bedspreads. That's what I see anyway.




Today's Culture

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Very Progressive

                                Bay Area Vajayjay Culture
 Necessity is the Mother of Invention
Young women in four Bay Area counties can now test themselves at home for sexually transmitted infections, and then get the results and any needed prescriptions without ever visiting a doctor's office or clinic. The home tests are part of a pilot project designed to let young women in four Bay Area counties to test themselves for chlamydia, gonorrhea and trichomoniasis, which are among the most common STDs. [STDetails]

Monday, April 16, 2012

Reciprocating Engines

                                               
Reciprocating Engines


I guess it matters a little

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

Queefs in the voting booth

                                                              Vajayjay Culture
Swing States Poll: A shift by women puts Obama in lead


What shift?  Women and blacks elected Obama.  Before that they elected Clinton.  Before that Carter...  Still, I love women, and all their other fine qualities,  and don't want to be dissing them just because they think with their hearts and not their brains.  They've made great advancements over the past 50 years, and here's a celebration of that fact. (suggested by cuzzin ricky, who's been divorced 9 times -:D )