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Friday, February 21, 2014

Gushing here boss

 
Res Ipsa Loquitur         ALASKA WINS!

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Mapping the long and short of sex
Maryland is number 16 in the country, with a duration of 3 minutes 15 seconds.



 A not-very-scientific ranking of states determined those that have the longest and shortest duration of sex.

Topping the list, by a large margin is New Mexico, where an act of love lasts just over 7 minutes, according to Nerve, an online magazine dedicated to sex, relationships and culture.

The data comes from Spreadsheets, a sex activity app that promises to "track your performance between the sheets."

The app monitors the users' movement and audio levels, using the phone's accelerometer and microphone.

How do we rank around here?

Honestly? Not great.

Maryland is number 16 in the country, with a duration of 3 minutes 15 seconds. The Old Line State has a little old man in it.

While the slogan reads "Virginia is for lovers," apparently love is very fleeting. Virginia ranks number 37, with a duration of 2 minutes 23 seconds.

And, while things take forever to get accomplished on Capitol Hill, love gets done very fast in the District of Columbia. D.C. is ranked number 45, with a duration of 2 minutes 8 seconds.

Alaska limps in at number 51, with an apologetic 1 minute 21 seconds.

Here's the entire list: (WTOP)
Ranking State - (Duration)
1 New Mexico - (7:01)
2 West Virginia - (5:38)
3 Idaho - (5:11)
4 South Carolina - (4:48)
5 Missouri - (4:22)
6 Michigan -(4:14)
7 Utah - (3:55)
8 Oregon - (3:51)
9 Nebraska - (3:47)
10 Alabama - (3:38)
11 Delaware - (3:33)
12 Hawaii - (3:28)
13 Wisconsin - (3:22)
14 North Dakota - (3:18)
15 Arizona - (3:17)
16 Maryland - (3:15)
17 Mississippi - (3:10)
18 Rhode Island - (3:09)
19 Connecticut - (3:07)
20 Texas - (3:06)
21 New Hampshire - (3:04)
22 Wyoming - (3:03)
23 New York - (3:01)
24 Pennsylvania - (2:58)
25 Maine - (2:58)
26 Washington - (2:51)
27 Iowa - (2:50)
28 Illinois - (2:49)
29 North Carolina - (2:47)
30 Tennessee - (2:46)
31 Kansas - (2:38)
32 California - (2:38)
33 Massachusetts - (2:31)
34 Florida - (2:29)
35 New Jersey - (2:28)
36 Indiana - (2:26)
37 Virginia - (2:23)
38 Oklahoma - (2:21)
39 Colorado - (2:21)
40 Minnesota - (2:19)
41 Ohio - (2:18)
42 Louisiana - (2:17)
43 Kentucky - (2:14)
44 Arkansas - (2:08)
45 District of Columbia - (2:08)
46 Nevada - (2:07)
47 Georgia - (2:07)
48 Montana - (2:03)
49 Vermont - (1:48)
50 South Dakota - (1:30)
51 Alaska - (1:21)


" Alaska limps in at number 51, with an apologetic 1 minute 21 seconds."
WTF?

The whole world is upside down.  Yet another bogus "man hating" story pushed by the Democrat Media Complex.

That paltry one minute 21 second sexual endurance makes Alaska men the most satisfied with their wife; girlfriend, or chance elevator partner  in the nation.  Women know that.  Think about it.  What does the quick climax tell your lover?  That's right.  It tells her that you find her uncontrollably sexy,  and only trying the mental  gymnastic of naming the 1958  Chicago White Sox roster keeps you in the saddle longer than 10-15 seconds!  My God. she brags about it to her girlfriends.

Must gotta be a whole lot of ugly in New Mexico though.

Marc Miller

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