Texas Lori

A Paean To Texas Lori

Sven

Why do you call them "filthy" Rodge?

Just unbelievable ...

.. from a state that's mostly unbelievable to begin with.

“ I'd been at Coalinga a couple of days when Mr Rigby showed me his dormitory. He'd been a high school sports coach before being convicted of molesting some of his students. He told me he was a great appreciator of the male physical form. Above his bed were photos of classical statues of male nudes. These gave me pause, since I knew some paedophiles like to justify their proclivities by citing the ancient Greeks' famous enthusiasm for pederasty. There was also a reproduction of a painting of young male ballet dancers, which had a definite erotic overtone. I asked one of Mr Rigby's social workers, who was standing by, if it was okay for patients to have mildly sexual imagery on their walls, especially since it seemed to me it was in the area of the patient's offences. He said it was - "as long as they're of age". (Cont) ” What can I say, except the obvious.  Our House of Representatives is currently controlled by the same people who come up with this crap.  What's our self defense?  The ballot?  Don't make me laugh harder than I already am.  Elections mean nothing anymore.  Okay, maybe I'm wrong.  Raise your hand if you trust voting integrity in the state you live in.  See? But if you raised your hand, and live in one of these states +MN, then ...  well, I have to think you're daft or terminally ignorant. Thanks to L. O'Grady for the tip.

Photography

Who Captured the Beauty?

Stuck on Stupid Eligibility Questions

Clueless in  Seattle  - YIKES!!!

“ In a  Seattle   Washington  college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the  United States . It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?' Yep, these are the 18 year olds.  I think we are in deep trouble. ” That sent by my son and protégé, which I'll use as a segue into you-know-what.   That's right, Obammy's eligibility.  I've been wondering why Obama would proffer a forged document when it's so easy to get a "legitimate" false COLB from Hawaii?  It only takes an affidavit. “ As a prime example “The Father of Modern China” Dr. Sun Yat-Sen was issued a Hawaiian Certificate of Live Birth, by giving false information to the State of Hawaii. http://sites.google.com/site/obamabirth/Home/obama-short-form-birth-certificate In this Typewritten Certificate of Hawaiian Birth dated March 14, 1904, Dr. Sun Yat-Sen signed an affidavit that he was born in Hawaii on Nov. 24, 1870 (in reality he was born in China in 1866). ” Here's a site where I felt I could get some answers.  It led to this summary, which is interesting because it contains documents I hadn't seen before.  Like those John McCain was forced to present to a senate committee inquiring into his eligibility, but never asked of Obama. There is NOT a chance in hell that Obama isn't hiding something, and I will bet money that he is holding his current office illegally. At this point he certainly appears to be "The Father of The United Socialist States."

Miss Sparkle

Today's OMFG!

A Spa for Those Women Concerned About ‘Pelvic Fitness’

“ Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, said she came up with the idea for the spa one day while walking by an outlet of BriteSmile, the tooth-whitening chain. She liked that the stores cater to people with healthy teeth.......... (SondraK) ”

Oh my, but it pales in comparson to this  ("You don't get a second chance to make a good first impression") procedure.

DAS HORROR

Where's Grammy?

I'm a laissez faire kind of guy, but a 'yellow raincoat law' may be  in order.  Sheesh.

Merrily Merrily Merrily life is but a dream of Merrily Merrily Merrily

Gun Open Carry

OPEN CARRY

'Exercising Right' Called 'Unreasonable' by Some

A comment by Jason sparked my interest enough to do some sleuthing .... “ Guns Worn In Open Legal, But Alarm Va. 'Exercising Right' Called 'Unreasonable' by Some By Tom Jackman Washington Post Staff Writer Thursday, July 15, 2004; Page A01 On July 2, Fairfax County police received a 911 call from a Champps restaurant in Reston. Six men are seated at a table, the caller said. They're all armed. Dispatchers quickly sent four officers to the scene. The officers were "extremely polite" and were hoping that some of the men were in law enforcement, said Sgt. Richard Perez, a spokesman for the police department. None was. The men told the officers "they were just exercising their rights as citizens of the commonwealth," Perez said. Turns out, packing a pistol in public is perfectly legal in Virginia. And three times in the last month, including at Champps on Sunset Hills Road, residents have been spotted out and about in the county, with guns strapped to their hips, exercising that right. In the first episode, at a Starbucks, Fairfax police wrongly confiscated weapons from two college students and charged them with a misdemeanor. Police realized their mistake, returned the guns and tore up the charges the next day. Police commanders have since issued a reminder to officers that "open carry" is the law of the land in the Old Dominion. ” Forty-four states have a provision in their state constitutions similar to the Second Amendment of the Bill of Rights (the exceptions are California, Iowa, Maryland, Minnesota, New Jersey, and New York) The following states have no stated restrictions, or specifically allow Open Carry without a permit, some with provisions similar to Arizona.  Corrections will be appreciated. “ Concealed carry requires a permit. Open carry is legal without a permit in most places where it is legal for permit holders to carry concealed and law enforcement is well-versed as to its legality. With holsters the gun can be partly covered; if no holster is present the firearm needs to be completely revealed. - AZ ” AZ, CO (in all but Denver), DE, ID, NC (by omission), NM, PA (except Philadelphia), SD, TX (Long gun only), UT (if no round in chamber), VT, VA, WA, W VA, WI (Excludes bars, Gov't. Bldg, Schools -- Cops will arrest you on something else, because Liberals make law on the fly to suit what seems right.), Source

A meeting of equals

Obama's Morning Conference

Samurai 9mm

Samurai 9mm

Add to the list of armed Virginians, Samurai AG TFV, and husband Ron.  Hitherto T did her smiting with a killing sword, but now she packs a  9mm Smith and Wesson Sigma with laser sight , while Pharmacist 1st Mate settled on a 9mm Springfield Armory XD.  Both can now foray into enemy held Fairfax Co. with confidence.  Oooo-rahs!

Tea Hags, and other clueless

Tea-Hagging v. Tea Party

That's Tea Bagging .. or teahagging in this instance Here's  a slew of pictures from the Tea Party .. This morning around 4 AM I was surfing XM radio, in bed, with earphones on, and "clicker" in hand.  I landed on two talk show guys, and I wasn't about to open my eyes to look at the ID screen, I was trying to sleep afterall. .  A quick look at the XM's  line-up this morning suggests it may have been Covino & Rich, because they're the only talk show listed in the vicinity at that time. Anyway, here were two guys, which conversation sounded like this: “ GUY#1 So wow, did you watch any of the Tea Party news? Jerk What a joke.  They  really outdid themselves in stupidity with this, and that's saying something. GUY#1 Who's "they?" Jerk The Republicans GUY#1 Is that who was doing  this?  I think there were a lot of Libertarians  there too. Jerk I don't care, this was rght-wing financed and they made fools of themselves, and don't even know it. GUY#1 How so? Jerk Teabagging!  How clueless can they be not to know that their teabagging parties are making them a laughingstocks? ” Who's Clueless?

Jackasses

Doug M's brother Dave shows his bloodline.

Frankenstein

greGoire Frankenstine

FWIW, check this fool's selfserving logic - "we cheated but where's the proof?"

This is how I blogged the Coleman-Franken race on November 8th .. “ Why is Norm Coleman the luckiest guy in the country right now?  Because he has a 438 vote lead over Al Franken for Minnesota's U.S. Senate seat. I know what you're saying, "But Rodge, why would he be that happy?  There's going to be a recount? "  That's right.  And that's why I ran out and checked whether ACORN had a presence in Minnesota. And, yes they did.  Oh yes.  That means there is not a chance in hell that Sen. Coleman cannot find as many fraudulent votes as might be necessary so shove Franken out of our lives.  Not only that, ACORN's fraudulent activity has been so well documented and publicized, that the Minnesota media will hardly be able to spin out  of any such discoveries. PS. I see that North Carolina has just gone to Obama. Everything I said about ACORN in Minnesota goes quadruple for NC. If he GOP doesn't fight this tooth and nail, then shame on them. (They didn't - so they're dead to me) ” So, was I wrong?  Yes - because a  three-judge panel reviewing the race has declared Democrat Al Franken the winner. And no, because my reasoning was spot-on.  I foolishly underestimated how brazenly corrupt the democrats are become.  Which is why I'm firmly in the secessionist camp.   Not only was an obvious fraud perpetrated, but ACORN is rewarded with $5.2 Billion Dollars to carry on the tradition.  As we are discovering with each new day, the old United States is dead in all but an ideal to be rekindled. ASAP.

Who is that filthy MFCS?

Cesspool of the Americas

Obama  finds his comfort zone

Gateway Pundit notes that Latin American leaders continued to pile on the US at the Summit of the Americas on Saturday.  And what of President Zero?  Obama defends himself, but not his country.  “ Barack Obama defended himself from attacks aimed at America today- but would not defend the United States. And, he was wrong on his history. FOX News reported:     In his 17-minute address to the summit, Obama departed from his prepared remarks to mildly rebuke Ortega.     "To move forward, we cannot let ourselves be prisoners of past disagreements. I'm grateful that President Ortega did not blame me for things that happened when I was three months old. Too often, an opportunity to build a fresh partnership of the Americas has been undermined by stale debates. We've all heard these arguments before."     Actually, the president misspoke on the sequence of events in Cuba. The invasion of CIA-trained rebels at the Bay of Pigs in Cuba occurred in April 1961. Obama was born August 4, 1961. ”

Fourth Reich

Moonbattery

Roesgen

Rosegen's Look-alike

Re: Susan Roesgen  “   Who Was That Woman and Why Did She Say She Was A Reporter? MediaMythbusters on the trail of CNN's Susan Roesgen.(MediaMythbusters is this year's most bookmarkable site. Do it.)   from MediaMythbusters:   Susan Roesgen is a general assignment correspondent for CNN based in Chicago. Roesgen joined CNN after more than a decade covering the Gulf Coast. A New Orleans-based journalist during Hurricane Katrina, she was the first reporter hired by CNN for the CNN Gulf Coast bureau in 2005 after an unsuccessful attempt to be hired by Fox News Channel earlier that year. She moved to CNN's Chicago bureau in September 2007. She is widely believed to be the stupidest pair of titties in the history of TV faux journalism. (Marc Miller) ” Here, btw, is a short clip of Roesgen's  Katrina  reporting in 2006.

Down with Tyranny

It's Begun!

So, wanna do it again?

Say three Hail Mary's and make a good act of contrition.

Keystone Cop Security

Iranian steals, sends nuclear software to Iran

Officials claim no risk, unless it " lands in the wrong hands."

“ Federal authorities are accusing a former engineer at Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station of illegally taking software codes to Iran and downloading details of control rooms, reactors and designs of the nation's largest nuclear plant. Officers arrested Mohammad "Mo" Alavi, 49, in Los Angeles this month and charged him with one count of violating a trade embargo, which prohibits Americans from exporting goods and services to Iran. ” Hmmm.  Muslim infiltrates Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station, and sends software to Iran.  I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong.  There is absolutely nothing to be worried about. “ Authorities say there is no evidence to suggest the use of the software was linked to terrorists or the Iranian government, which has clashed with the U.S. over attempts to develop a nuclear program. Officials with Arizona Public Service Co., which operates Palo Verde, said the software does not pose a security risk because it doesn't control any of the nuclear plant's operating systems and is mostly used to train employees. But they acknowledged that they changed procedures after the incident to prohibit former employees from accessing software when they leave the company. No such procedure was in place when Alavi quit APS in August after working there for 16 years. A Nuclear Regulatory Commission official said Friday that "this incident has not compromised plant security." ” Who was the Arizona Gov. that put this process in place?  That's right, Janet Napolitano, now the head of  the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.  The same "diligent" watchdog whose first act was compile a report on the dangers posed by "right wing extremists" who believe in the 10th Amendment. "Has not compromised plant security," indeed.  That's why a federal judge refused bail, noting that he was too great a risk to flee. “ Alavi's most important associations - family, home, business investment, intended employment and future plans - are all with Iran, not the United States. ” Here's the real kicker ... “ Alavi faces up to 21 months in prison if convicted of the charge. One factor in determining any sentence could be whether the software and schematics of Palo Verde landed in the wrong hands.  ” Wow - a whole 21 months! Mohammad Alavi had already returned to Iran, where he invested in a company, and owns a home.  He only returned to the United States to " join his wife, who arrived in the United States two weeks earlier to give birth to their child."  How nice.  Now this future "Barry Alavi" won't have to bother with an ersatz Hawaiian certificate of American birth. Oh yeah. Alavi has a $200,000 retirement fund waiting for him in the U.S. Throw a brick when you've heard enough.  UPDATE “  The CBC News reported last night (4-17-09) a Toronto man (an Iranian immigrant and Canadian citizen for ten years) was arrested for attempting to export high tech pressure transducers (used in the refining of uranium) through Dubai into Iran. The devices were purchased from a manufacturer in Boston.  Thought you should know.  I'm becoming more Islamophobic every day.   ---Tim DB Canadian Man Charged With Allegedly Trying to Export Weapons to Iran ” Tip from LSOG

Nip-Slip

Miss SONY

Hoist by her ....

Unplugged