Accoutrements

What is black and tan and would look great on BHO ? Answer : A Doberman Pinscher

cussin' cuzzin ricky

Today's Quiz

Oh My

Can you guess?

Easy. You?

Don M

Michelle Jenneke Quiz

Catharsis Today's Catharsis One of the most cathartic things we do here is watch Michele Jenneke's hurdles.  But, do we really pay attention to the details?  Test yourself here.  Answer all questions before touching the Quiz with your cursor, or you will be disqualified.  I mean it. No second chances; no excuses. I scored 100%

r u smarter than a 3 year-old ?

La la la la la ..... I find it hard to believe that pre-schoolers solve this in 100 years.  Maybe that's because I've been thinking on it myself since Friday, and it just now came to me while looking at the FLAG PSA a few posts below. Here's one without the answer —   9668=? BONUS ROUND  WHAT TIME IS IT?

Pe-eeeeew

—   you berk.

“ 60% Get an F (below 60%) Making allowance for dyslexia accounting for one missed answer on this Pew quiz, which hardest queation is 1+1=?,  more than one wrong ought disqualify one from, well, just about everything.  See if you don't agree.  (Thanks to El Jefe) ”

I Can't Find the Sea

A Short Neurological Test Do not use cursor to help

“ 1- Find the C below. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a closerelationship with Alzheimer. Damn, I found the 6 and the N straightaways, but had to use the cursor to find the C.  I wonder if it's because I thought it might be a trick, but having found the C, my mind registered that there were indeed a 6 and N, and found them?  Via, Don M ”

Pew Research Quiz

We Am The 8%

“ ” - tomw

Quiz

Testing 1-2

They must have cheated - I missed # 23 & #29 Below is a link to a 30-question test to see how well you know US Laws.  Not exactly grade-school level. Give it a shot, and see how well you do! Supposedly 96% of all High School Seniors FAILED this test ... AND if that's not bad enough, 50+% of all individuals over 50 did too!! Take the test and be surprised at what we don't know. http://games.toast.net/independence/ Grin ” Rolling-over the cheater's picture reveals how other Marylanders did on this test.  My gawd; it would appear that only 4990  Maryland Democrats took it, and not one scored  better than 15 right. Figures.

Now TRPKOF&S

American Civic Knowledge Survey TRPKOF&S

“ Both the ancient Greeks and Romans valued wise and public-spirited citizens. Let’s see just how wise you really are? Are you a Barbarian, Philosopher King, or something in-between? I know.  I missed the easiest one.  Gah!  I'm hideous; don't look at me. ”    Frank & Evvy

American versus Democrats Quiz

Quick quiz: see if you can detect a theme among the standard liberal's policy prescriptions ...

Policy  Conservative Position Liberal Position Economy Minimal taxation, regulation and interference from the government will supercharge the economy. Business can't be trusted to operate in the best interest of society, therefore government should maximize taxation, regulation and oversight. Guns Law abiding citizens carrying concealed weapons help preserve a civil society and dramatically reduce crime. Citizens can't be trusted to own or carry firearms. Doug Ross Continued That's Norman Rockwell's everyman for the American side, and Isadora Duncan standing in for the Democrats. Sid on his i Pad

Find the racist

Find The Racist racist - discriminatory especially on the basis of race or religion anti-semite, antiblack antiwhite discriminatory, prejudiced - being biased or having a belief or attitude formed beforehand; "a prejudiced judge"

“ Mr A may certainly be called down for using crude language, and may even be a racist, but his use of "nigger" is void of  definitive proof that he voted against Obama because of his race, or even voted against him.    Voter B, on the other hand, tells the exit poller that she voted for a candidate because of  race.  She is racist by definition. If we add Morgan Freeman into the mix, we have two racists. That's right asshat.  Your inability, or unwillingness, to entertain the possibility that it's Obama's dismal performance as president, and not his race,  that have people itching to be rid of him, makes you a guess what—?  That's right Morgan, you ignorant  black-assed racist  cork-sucker.  ”

Find the girl (Clue: :ook at t'effete)

CLUE: Look at t'effete

Baseball Quiz

Today's Eye Opener Quiz So you think you know baseball?

What's the situation? (Rollover for the answer) Hat Tip - Sid

I am so embarrassed

Car Show Game - 1950s You got 83% (40 right out of 48). The average score is 73%

Cuzzin Ricky

Yootful Presidents

Know Your Presidents? Identify This One

Give up?  Here's the answer along with many more presidents in their callow yoothood. cuzzin ricky

Palin+MSNBC=Fun & Games

Sarah Palin: MSNBC's Obsession With Her weaning itself from its addiction to Sarah Palin. Sure, it will be tough, even expensive — withdrawals usually are — but we all know that reporters themselves are aching for some Palin-free airtime, and audiences seem willing to give it a try as well, judging from her sudden drop in popularity polls. [...] That pollsters routinely collect such data on a woman who doesn't hold office (unless you count being the star of a nonrenewed TLC reality show a perch) and isn’t running for anything other than her next private plane for an appearance speaks to the media’s dysfunctional obsession with her. After all, it’s been more than two years since she was Sen. John McCain's vice-presidential candidate. [Hollywood Reporter] BONUS ROUND QUIZ Squeeze

Today's Quiz

106th King William's College quiz   Test your general knowledge against this year's fiendishly difficult quiz

The answers won't be printed until sometime next year, but I'm so certain (given the snootiness that oozes forth) that my answer to question 2-4 will be rejected,  that I don't care to continue.  Too bad, because to that point I'm pretty sure I was acing it. 2. Who or what: 1 blew hot and cool? 2 was Mad Jack's spouse? 3 was the stuff that Smith was made of? 4 is an expression of surprise or indignation? (HMFS!) my answer

Baseball Trivia

So, you think you know baseball?

OK, read me the line score at this point in the game… No cheating !

Cuzzin Ricky

There ain't no bad answer

Quiz: What Kind of Conservative Are You?

My Conservative Identity: You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists. Take the quiz at About.com Political Humor Alear