WINNING CAPTION
Hello! Hello! Mr. Siontz, Mr. Kirk, I'd like to file a sexual harassment suit!
Hello! Hello! Mr. Siontz, Mr. Kirk, I'd like to file a sexual harassment suit!
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
Genetic engineering has still not gotten the concept of "centaur" right.
Or: Bob quite enjoyed the forceful insertion of a cranium into his fundament.
See, I shaved my armpits just for you.
Hello! Hello! Mr. Siontz, Mr. Kirk, I'd like to file a sexual harassment suit!
The new "David".
"Can you hear me now?"
"Al Gore 2008 campaign headquarters. May I help y---OOOF!!"
"Oooh-- that felt good!"
TFV