Israel caves

Bring in the Clowns

People in the liquor store are always asking, "Rodge, what do you think would have happened had either Al Gore, or John Kerry been elected President of the United States?''  Two words. Ehud Olmert.  Israel's Prime Minister has decided to put the fate of his nation into the hands of <hyperventilating>the Lebanese army, and  Kofi's Klowns. </hyperventilating>  I'm stunned.  Lebanon's President Emile Lahoud said he can't guarantee Hezbollah won't be able to re-arm during any ceasefire.  That's a big ''duh.'' Lahoud can't guarantee anything, because he ceded his nation's sovereignty to Hezbollah long ago.  A UN peace keeping force has been there for 30 years; you see the result.  But wait.  The UN resolution to replace Israel's ground army in Southern Lebanon, with 15,000 Lebanese, and 15,000 Blue Helmets, could not have happened without the acquiescence of the United States.  I wash my hands this.  I'm seeking shelter in the cellar, and will shoot any fucker who tries to steal my bottled water and canned hams.