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Saturday, December 23, 2006
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Anonymous said...
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That line would fit in well with an updated Skinhead Hamlet (http://sub-zero.mit.edu/bakunin/hamlet.html), which already has such memorable lines as this:
SCENE II
The Throne Room.
[Enter OPHELIA, GERTRUDE and CLAUDIUS.]
OPHELIA: Here, cop a whack of this. Centipedes? In my vagina?
[She hands GERTRUDE some rosemary and exits.]
CLAUDIUS: She's f*****g round the twist, isn't she?
GERTRUDE: (Looking out the window.) There is a willow grows aslant the brook.
CLAUDIUS: Get on with it, slag.
GERTRUDE: Ophelia's gone and f*****g drowned!
CLAUDIUS: F**k! Laertes isn't half going to be browned off.
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12/23/06, 3:41 PM
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Anonymous said...
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"Centipedes in my Vagina, and Millipedes in my ole Kaintuck"
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12/25/06, 1:58 AM
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Anonymous said...
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"Night & day..I can't take it any more..Clomp,Clomp,Clomp,Clomp,Clomp,trip,'KEEP IN STEP',Clomp,Clomp,Clomp"
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12/26/06, 8:19 PM
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