Speaker celebrates with a four-day party

Plan to highlight blue-collar roots

Somewhere, beneath the tinkling of champagne glasses and the crooning of Tony Bennett at the new year “inauguration” of Nancy Pelosi, will be heard the sound of knives being sharpened.

The four days of celebrations surrounding her swearing-in as the first woman Speaker of the House of Representatives on January 4 have been carefully designed to introduce her properly to the American people.

''Blue collar roots?" Cute. Her father was the mayor of Baltimore, and a member of that city's aristocracy. She was prep schooled, and gave blow jobs at Bengies Drive-In from the back seat of Ford Thunderbirds, just like all the other girls at the Institute of Notre Dame high school (except for Barbara Mikulski - ahem). America's going to love her style. I think I'll guillotine her next week.

Rodger the Real King of France 12/26/2006 12:59:00 PM 10 Comments

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Anonymous said...: hehehehe...

will they raise taxes to pay for more parties?

did they invite al Qaeda for some wine as well?; 12/26/06, 1:24 PM
Anonymous said...: This disgusts me:

"The programme is intended to reflect her personality, which supporters claim has been caricatured by opponents as that of a wealthy San Francisco liberal."

Caricatured? This person defines that role.

Something wicked this way comes.; 12/26/06, 1:33 PM
Anonymous said...: That picture defines all the truths we've already been introduced to, thanks to liberals. With the addition of Alear's, Something wicked this way comes, story complete.; 12/26/06, 1:50 PM
Anonymous said...: ...BUT, it all depends on what the definition of "swallow" is.

Rodger, you'll probably just edit this word, you vicious.....oh! wrong blog..., but looking around at the news this morning and the predictions for us next year and the year after, we just might be fucked! I can't think of another word.; 12/26/06, 2:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Yes,D'Cuntessa De La Pompino certainly looks chic.; 12/26/06, 3:04 PM
Anonymous said...: Maybe we should all should just yell "Palomino" or some such?; 12/26/06, 3:18 PM
Anonymous said...: A four day bacchanlian orgy! Watch performing clowns Waxman & Emanuel as they chanel Geobels and Menngele! See the freshman Demo's [aka the flying monkeys]form a naked elepahnt walk! See the "Temptress Belial" madam speaker begin the "100 Hours" from her phallus festooned throne! A Dance Macabre to begin the "New Inquisition".
A Dark Lord presentation.; 12/26/06, 5:41 PM
Anonymous said...: "She walks!".."She talks!".."She crawls on her belly like a reptile!"..."Wait a minute, she IS a reptile!"; 12/26/06, 7:17 PM
Anonymous said...: Guillotine, or lynch? Here's an anagram for you:

Nancy, Jimmah, Hillary, Obama, Teddy, Kerry, the whole democratic party, traitorous bastard fucks.

Remarkably lynched to rainy day. Cowardly of empathetic huckster. Adroit saboteurs rat.; 12/26/06, 9:32 PM
Anonymous said...: I believe there are very rough days a head.I also just learned Gerold Ford passed away. He was not very conservative but I believe the man did the best he could for the country under the circumstances.; 12/27/06, 5:42 AM

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Queen Pelosi

Speaker celebrates with a four-day party

Plan to highlight blue-collar roots

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