Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Tampon Taser

Inventor Remarkets 'personal vibrator' after mishaps

The Tampon Taser Gun


Ladies can replace that monthly period with an exclamation mark as feminine hygiene goes lethal with The Pink Stinger, a taser/stun gun creatively disguised as a tampon...except for the buttons, prods and high voltage. This weapon of mass absorption aims to target a niche market consumer, that being the tampon wielding women who desire private and discreet security in a friendly familiar package.
Tim

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

:D:D:D
No man in his right mind would invent a PMS enhancement tool!
Has to be girl job.

Anonymous said...

Its not quite a snuke, but still dangerous in the wrong, uh, hands.

BlogDog said...

Am I alone in seeing the irony of the first posted reply is from a female named "Juice?"

Anonymous said...

BlogDog, Irony intended. Glad you got it. ;-)

Anonymous said...

I know Juice. And I would bet a dollar to a doughnut she has one of those!
Tim

Anonymous said...

Tim, my husband said it accidentally fell in the disposer. ;(

Anonymous said...

I betcha still have the 'cuffs!
Tim

Anonymous said...

Is that a picture of Burt Lancaster or a model for the 'happie'boy's blow up companion dolly.

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