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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
12 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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I see you didn't include the Jehovah's Witnesses you Dayum Filthy Heretic!
BURN IN HELL!!!
ahem.
excuse me. -
7/31/07, 3:14 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Algore's Ministry Master's Thesis at Harvard School of Divinity.
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7/31/07, 4:17 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep...
Hey, wait... Mormons?
I thought the Hell orientation guy in the South Park movie said they...
(What? Oh... yeah... fiction.)
Nev-er-mind. -
7/31/07, 4:29 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Sex addict - Check
Atheist - Check
Money lover - Check
Racist.... Kill all rag heads - Check
Yep. I'm probably on the highway to Hell... -
7/31/07, 5:03 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Hmmm, well ... I had some COLDS types show up at my place about a week ago askin me if I thought the world was headed for disaster. Guy had a sparkling white shirt soaked with sweat, woman had a summer frock with a heavy slip on underneath to keep that pesky sunlight from silhouetting what probably are very nice pins, and they were leading a painfully cute but dreadfully bored li'l blondie around 6 or so. I wasted 'bout 45 minutes of their time tellin 'em about obscure passages from scripture that they were apparently unaware of, mostly concerning bizarre behavior of OT prophets.
They tried valiantly to explain that only the chosen will survive the apocalypse and ensuing rapture while gently implying that my attitude very likely would not work in my favor at Judgment Time.
So I asked 'em why it is that an omniscient, omnipotent, eternal being would ever need the praise and adulation of fickle, illogical, ephemeral humans. The man's answer was completely typical: the human mind can't possibly fathom the complexities of God's plan. So then I asked why He would give such a vicious, quarrelsome, narrow-minded, narcissistic species free will to consider such heretical thinking in the first place. At that point they decided they'd dropped quite enough sweat on my driveway (I chose to stand in the shade) and bid me good day.
If they're that unconvincing and weak on talking points, why aren't they on the guy's sign? Even more to the point, why ain't I? -
7/31/07, 5:52 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Sports Nuts .... and Mormons.
Who among us is innocent? -
7/31/07, 7:32 PM
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Anonymous said...
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He left off democrats.
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7/31/07, 8:50 PM
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Anonymous said...
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I think he's got all Liberals pretty well covered.
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7/31/07, 9:43 PM
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Anonymous said...
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JP--
Not Hahvahd.
Vanderbilt. (Where he flunked out of divinity school.
(Nobody flunks out of Vanderbilt divinity school; Vanderbilt is where you go when you flunk out of real divinity school!)
These people are continually amazed what an atheist knows about their bible. My favorite questions are "Do you think Jeptha's daughter got a raw deal or not? Why or why not? Who do you think was nobler, Jacob or Esau?" -
7/31/07, 9:53 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Thank goodness "Anonymous webblog authors" wasn't on the list. I was worried for a moment...
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8/1/07, 4:20 AM
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Anonymous said...
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He forgot to include "greasers".
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8/1/07, 1:30 PM
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Anonymous said...
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166,666 Jehovah's Witnesses get to go to Heaven.
So ... what about the other 6 million JWs?
Do they go on Jehovah's Waitlist? -
8/1/07, 4:47 PM
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