Vegan Sex - Is it even worth it?

Carnivore sex off the menu

Goodbye Baloney Pony, Hello Custard chucker

“ No sex, please, you're a carnivore. A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme. Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals. The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers". Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences. Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses. [Please sir, may I have some more?] ” Isn't that nice.  Just like that they've gutted time tested pick-up lines, now useless without their meat. I'm damn glad I'm married and don't have to worry about it anymore. Anaconda, Bacon Rod, Baloney pony, Beef baton, Beef bayonet, Beef bugle, Beef bus, Beef missile, Beef soldier, Beef stick, Beefy McManstick, One-eyed snake, Big Mac, Blind snake, Boneless beef, Boneless fish, Bratwurst, Breakfast burrito, Butter churn, Cattle prod, Earthworm Jim, Elephant trunk, Excreting eel, Firm worm, Fish hook. Fishing rod, Fishing tackle, Fleshbone. Flesh bat, Flesh cigar, Flesh enema, Flesh flute, Flesh hoagie, Flesh injection, Flesh maggot, Flesh missile, Flesh pistol, Flesh rocket, Flesh tornado, Flesh trumpet,Flesh twinkie, Frank 'n' beans, Frankfurter, Girthy sausage, Gristle stick, Goose's neck, Ham roll, Hot tamale, Italian beef, Love sausage, Lunchmeat truncheon, Man meat, Marrowbone, Meat Meat 'n' potatoes, Meat 'n' (two) veggies, Meat balloon, Meat bat, Meat cigar, Meat enema, Meat flute, Meat hammer, Meat harp, Meat missile, Meat musket, Meat pipe, Meat pole, Meat popsicle, Meat puppet, Meat skewer, Meat speculum, Meat stick, Meat straw, Meat tampon, Meat thermometer, Meat train, Meat twinkie, Meat whistle, Meat wrench, Meatsicle, Meaty cudgel, Meaty internal spine support, Meaty tongue depressor, Mr. Salami, Mutton pole, One-eyed wonder weasel, One-eyed wonder worm, One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout, Oyster probe, Pants snake, Purple-headed meat scepter, Quarter pounder with cheese, Round steak, Salami grande, Sausage roll, Spam javelin, Slim Jim. Hot sirloin, Sweet meat, Taco warmer, Taco stuffer, Throbbing horsecock, Throbbing love python, Tuna baster, Turkey neck, Turtle, Two pounds of swinging meat, Wedge bone, Whopper, Wonder weiner, or Wormy McJuicer?  All Gone? Oy Vey. Jamie-Mac