Monday, April 07, 2008

ABSOLUT insult

Kyss mitt rosa rødt esel Sverige
Aren't Norway and Sweden the same?
Eat Me Sweden, Absolut-ly

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like the push back map over at Sandra's Only it should all be Arizona or Utah- they have better gun laws than Texas.
While we're re-drawing maps, how about going all the way to The Canal.
RAK

Anonymous said...

In their wildest dreams. Are they missing the big picture? Mexican's are not well known for drinking vodka.

olds-mo-william

Juice said...

More FUN here!

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:D

Anonymous said...

>>>

First I had to quit drinking Grey Goose. Now Absolute??!! What a vodka sot to do??!!!

Guess I'll go back to my single malt.....

*sigh*

Wollf Howlsatmoon said...

Doc...Buy some $6.00 Smirnoff rot gut and run it through a Britta filter three times.

Smooth as Belevedere, old 'sot.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Is there a more elegant way to say Kiss my red ass, Sweden," then "Kyss mitt rosa rødt esel Sverige?"

I think not. Maybe I'll move to Norway.

cmblake6 said...

Grey Goose is okay now. Sarkozy is an all right dude.

Anonymous said...

O.K. I boycotted Grey Goose when France was f*cking with us before. Then I read an article where Absolute apologized for this ad, but in the last paragraph of the article it said this:

Vin & Sprit, Absolut's Sweden-based parent company, will be acquired by French spirit maker Pernod Ricard SA under a deal reached last week.

I have some Britta filters around here somwhere....

Anonymous said...

Here's a great article (longish, but worth the read) by a Norwegian who seeks "indigenous people" status for native Europeans.

Of course, he'll be mocked as a right-wing bigot, but he has a great point: why do people care about preserving the customs, religions, and languages of third-world people, but not those of indigenous Europeans?

Europeans have been there longer than the Japanese have been in Japan, and longer than the Indians in America, but their culture doesn't get the same protection from immigrants bent on destroying it. Explain that.

rockville

Anonymous said...

ABSOLUT shows itself to be a smart assed POPOV, and we should RAIN on their parade by being on the LEVEL, and cooking their GREY GOOSE in a big ole scalding KETEL ONE....Why be a SILENT SAM about it? We should all make it clear that it will be a 42 BELOW day in Hell before we get over their PEARL of a PERFECT piece of crap advertising...We wouldn't give THREE OLIVES for a bottle of ABSOLUT pissvasser.....Look to the sky, you anti American ABSOLUT assholes,..we may send something your way from HANGER ONE, and it won't be a CHOPIN the sack, but it could be a pain in the ass of your sales outlook in the USA...........http://www.slate.com/id/2106004 Check out the best selling brands of VODKA here.

Anonymous said...

If the border was redrawn(and it doesn't make any difference where)it would be no time at all until everything south of it would be just like the rest of Mexico and they'd still be swarming to get out and into the US.

Cpl/Major Mike

Anonymous said...

Perfectly accurate map with Oliver Stone as cartographer.

Anonymous said...

Hey Rockville: They are white Christians, both disqualifying attributes for the international left. They are less equal than the rest.

Mile66

Anonymous said...

that was New Spain, not Mexico

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