Monday, December 08, 2008

Mmmm. Scotch. But Wait.

Today's Gift Review
Two thumbs and an appendage down
Scotch Whiskey Flavored Condoms.
This is an unnecessary extravagance during these lean times. First, the vaginal wall only has taste buds  in the first 3 inches.  Second, latex leaches out the best of Scotch's flavor.
My advice?  Whatever's on sale, basted with bacon fat.

8 comments:

Bob Hawkins said...

In my experience, you need to apply the whiskey before applying the condom.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Jack Daniels. Liquid panty remover.
Tim

Anonymous said...

Tequeila makes her clothes fall off.


Bacon fat on condoms. Is that kosher?


word verification: pacut
That's what I got when my company laid me off.

Anonymous said...

Makes about as much sense as pecker flavored whiskey.....Oh wait....There is San Franscisco to consider.................RIZIN ?...Are these verification words trying to say somethin?

Anonymous said...

That's funny to see this Rog. When I was in Scotland 7 years ago and saw them in a dispenser in the men's room, I couldn't resist. Still have them-some where.
And I swear some of their fabled single malts I tried had to have had a few of them, filled with dirt, on the bottom of the bottle.
MM

Anonymous said...

Brings a whole new meaning to enjoying Scotch on-the-rocks.

alwaysFresh,neverFrozen

Anonymous said...

Blegovitch better bring some a these with him, where he's going;http://cbs2chicago.com/local/rod.blagojevich.charged.2.883170.html

Anonymous said...

Chicago Sun Times says "Blagojevich calls Obama mother****er"...............Heck...I didn't even know they were on a first name basis.

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