Friday, January 16, 2009

Tards Away

Today's Keeping it Real

From XM Comedy last night ...
This PC stuff is killing me.  I was censored on Leno.  They told me I couldn't use one of my routines because I used "Retard."  I asked why?  Because it's an offensive word, they answered.  Offensive to whom?  [Ralphie Mays]
*Smacks head*  The accepted alternative, according to the Donna Shalalas of the word, is "Mentally challenged." Egad.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Could have used the other accepted term for retarded: LIBERALS

Chuck from Tacoma said...

Offensive to whom?
Democrats. The party of the retarded.

Anonymous said...

That's so gay.
Whaat?
—DougM

Anonymous said...

No! No! No! You can't call them liberals anymore, that's offensive to them. Now you have to call them "progressive" (make sure you include the quotation marks otherwise people might get the idea that they are in favor of progress).
GrinfilledCelt

Ride Fast said...

Maybe if we started referring to them as "bullet stops" they'd get a clue?

Anonymous said...

They started calling them retarded because that was consider nicer and more humane than calling them idiots. And now we come full circle. In a few years time it will become offensive to use the term "Mentally Challenged" and then the word 'Challenge' will disappear from our language as retard has largely done.

re·tard 1 (r-tärd)
v. re·tard·ed, re·tard·ing, re·tards
v.tr.
To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.
v.intr.
To be delayed.
n.
1. A slowing down or hindering of progress; a delay.
2. Music A slackening of tempo.

Anonymous said...

Bastardization of our language.
ozaoB

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