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Firefox
If you meet Firefox, it's all you can think about.
She just puts so much
stuff in your memory!
Even though she may
drive you crazy, men find it hard
to dump Firefox. It's not
because of herself, it's more
because of the stuff
she gets from that huge bunch
of admirers. All
those gadgets you can use
anytime while dating
her makes your life so much easier.
Oh, if only other women
were so open ... .
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Opera
Slim, sexy and tough, she'll be just for you -- if you're into
that kind of
woman. She's really good in the bedroom;
you'll enjoy her performance. She wont let you inside
though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed. |
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Safari
She's a
hottie. You feel really cool being with her.
However, there's
something you may find frustrating
about her - she
brings her iFriends with her, without
asking, when
invited into your home. Bitch. |
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Chrome
Extremely
skinny, but very cool and friendly.
However, when it
comes to the bedroom, she's
very inexperienced
and has little to offer.
Forget about Kama
Sutra, missionary position
is all you can
expect. |
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Internet Explorer
For most, she's the first woman they tried.
She's really easy, but can get you infected. |
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