Sunday, March 01, 2009

F*ck Obama

Can you tell I don't care today?

5 comments:

cmblake6 said...

Hmmm, I've had days like that.

Anonymous said...

If two people are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
Tim

Anonymous said...

Do you smoke after sex?
I dunno. I never had sex.
(See? You can't improve on the classics. Not even if you need an intro joke for an abstinence-class lecture.)
—DougM

Anonymous said...

Ah, the classics.
(on an elevator) 'Can I smell your crotch?'

(taken aback) 'NO!'

'Oh, it must be your feet'

Tim

Anonymous said...

"I'm lost 'til next Feb 1. Black history month has ended."

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