Thursday, April 09, 2009

Nice Doggy

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7 comments:

JMcD said...

Reminds me of "Bruno" a mixed shepard/labrador I had back in the 60's...Went away one day, leaving Bruno at home and returned to find that he had eaten an oak doorsill...I say eaten because the amount of splinters around the door did not account for the entire sill...or even a quarter of it.Bruno chewed up a lot of things but that was his most impressive accomplishment....Left him in the bathroom once to keep him away from things to gnaw and when I got back Bruno was in the utility room....The bathroom wall looked like that door.. Easy for him, it was just a drywall wall.

Anonymous said...

one Halloween I put Amos a140 lb,. German shepard in the front Hall. He had a large bloody beef leg and a piece of chain on his coller.
Only a screen door between him and freedom. (locked) scattered a few tor pants and smallish shoes.
no one came to door.
I dismantled it after 20 min cause the little were crying in fear.
Amos neer moved he didn't bark or jump at door ,just chewed bone

Anonymous said...

Parents had a cockapoo named Dondi, he weighed about 30 pounds but had the heart of a lion. Took on two German Shepards, sent them running and tore a huge hole in one.

Parents went on vacation once and left him home alone for a week. He growled at the lady who came to feed him every day (though he was very friendly to her both before and after this). She went in a couple of days before my parents came home and found the venetian blinds torn to hell and back and NO pieces in the house. He'd chewed up and eaten metal slats from the blinds. Never even seemed to have bothered him either.

Anonymous said...

early 80's my Shepard "Rollo"
ate the seat covers off my new car.
darn, my first new car too. Loved that darn dog.

John R

Alear said...

Falstaff, the akita/lab mix I brought in off the streets was impressive. Floorboards, coffee table, a bag of dope, my waterbed. All gone. Very impressive was my eyeglasses. Only others I had for 3 days were prescription sunglasses. Made me very mysterious at work. He ate other shit, I forget, and he cost me a day in jail. I don't miss the son of a bitch.

Anonymous said...

LOL, I had a big mean dog years ago. Once I took him with me when I deadheaded out of town for work. After changing a flat tire on the way home I stopped at the corner pub and left the window down for the dog. When I came back out every thing except the flat and dog were gone. Tool boxes, tire irons, jack, my grip and lunch box. He was just sitting there enjoying the breeze. I'm sure he tried to remind them not to forget the tire. ---Tim

Anonymous said...

Had a 45lb. mutt when I was a kid. We went away for a few days and had family come over to feed him and let him out. We kept him in the basement so he wouldn't pee in the house. He clawed his way through 2 layers of drywall to get out.

Also had a 7.5lb. Bengal cat that was completely fearless, would attack anything on 4 legs including 100lb. plus dogs. Bengals are the cat for people that don't like cats, they act more like dogs.

AWM

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