Personal relief and turkey basting

The RECTO ROTOR

From the olden times when we didn't need no stinkin' gummint health care

The RECTO ROTOR Lubricating Dilator is still the only improvement ever made on the common "dilator" which hitherto was the most successful application for the relief of Piles and Constipation.  Today, by simply changing unguents, it's made more versatile than ever.  A sage unguent will nicely baste your Thanksgiving turkey, and then there's Doc Johnson's® line of personal unguents that open Pandora's Box of "vital spot" remedies.  Let's return to those days of self reliance, and tell gummint, "I ain't paying for no stinking commie health care."