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Unlike my worthy political
opposites, a.k.a. leftwing-arseholes, I have an open mind on any, and
every subject. One of them is space foreigners (CNN tweak).
Habitués know that I've considered the possibility. That
any explanation for what's happened to the United States in the past 50
years must always come down to them.
Space invaders. Yes, evil forces began infiltrating c. 1948, and all of
them wear the mark of the beast. (D) This
of course corresponds with the Apocalypse, as foretold in the Book of
Revelation.
But wait. Okay, you're not into religion. Don't
matter. The same prophecies have been substantively a part of
every culture known to man. As a child I was a follower of a
native American, Chief Thunderthud, and his daughter Princess
Summerfall Winterspring. I quote the Chief from memory:
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And then a heap dark
evil will descend from the sky, and many of the peanuts (youngsters in
Injun lingo) will welcome them because they will promise heap big free
wampum and honey. But soon will begin the killing, and the
gnashing, and the noshing, and a great terror will permeate the
land. But then, as if the sun fell from the sky, the
light of 10 mickwmhahas (approx. 3 billion) flaming torches, reflecting
from silver swords carried by the avengers will appear. A
great battle will ensue, and the light shall prevail over the dark, and
all who resisted the dark-one will live 10 feet of toes
mickwmhaha harvests, swimming in milk and buffalo meat, and have all the
nookahommy they desire, and never have a fallen staff. The others; they will burn. |
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it. If you travel the fringe radio airwaves in the middle of the
night, as I do, you'll have heard a good deal about
this. What's fascinating is that all of them say it will
happen this year. The full invasion force of the evil ones. I'm just saying. Kowa-freaking-bonga! How long must I wait for my milk and nookahommy? |
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