Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Morning Juice

The Dow Jones closed over nine thousand Thursday on news that President Obama's health industry takeover had stalled. The Dow goes up as the president's approval ratings fall. The day his birth certificate shows up it'll close at fourteen thousand.  -- Argus Hamilton

1 comment:

cmblake6 said...

Why is that so easy to believe?

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