Joe Gump

Biden's gaffes undercut Obama

"Russia as a crumbling country"

“ Comments from Mr. Biden have become an increasing distraction for Mr. Obama. The vice president has said that he did not want his family traveling on public transportation because of the swine flu, that the administration knows that some of the $787 billion in economic stimulus dollars are going to be "wasted" and that Mr. Obama and his advisers "misread the economy." He also implied that the United States would not stop Israel from attacking Iran if the Jewish state felt Tehran was an "existential threat." Russian newspapers put Mr. Biden's recent gaffe on their front pages Monday, with at least one paper editorializing that the vice president's remarks show that the Obama administration is no different than the Bush administration, according to the Associated Press. g ” Even when discussing a certified nincompoop like Biden, Liberals go for the stand-by red herring comparative ... “ "You also see, what's his name, a fellow pretending to be vice president, whose principal job apparently [is] to make his predecessor, Dick Cheney, to look good," said Dmitri Simes, president of the Nixon Center, which promotes a realist foreign policy and was initially supportive of Mr. Obama's overtures to Moscow. ” For eight years Cheney was the evil genius behind a hapless Bush.  Now he's an idiot .  Fact of the matter is, there are more truths revealed from Biden's Forest Gumpish observations than have come from the rest of this stage managed Administration combined.

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