Friday, September 04, 2009

Shelia Jackson Leecompoop

Self Defense?
Is it possible to be racist about a racist?
 
They Call the Wind M'Ry-ah

I report, you decide.
Claim:   A Congresswoman called for hurricanes to be given African-American names.

Status:   True.

Example:   [Collected via e-mail, 2006]

Well, it appears our African American friends have found something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston) reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian-sounding names.

She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Woeisha, and Jamal. I can hear it now: A black weatherman in Houston saying ...

"Wordup, Muthas! Herr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' Galveston like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!"

Origins:   This racist take on a Congresswoman's actual comments began circulating on the Internet in September 2005, possibly as a reaction in kind to widespread negative characterizations of African-Americans in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

The practice of bestowing given names upon hurricanes began in 1953 when the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) started naming tropical storms after women. That organization
If you decided this was racist, you were wrong.  It's a parody of a racist.

7 comments:

TimO said...

Can we name the next three Category 5 hurricanes: "Shiela", "Jackson" and "Lee"????

Anything that loud, obnoxious and damaging to America deserves those names....

Anonymous said...

Careful now. I like my first name Lee.
Lee H.

Anonymous said...

My personal favorite, after years of hairspray, is Aquanetta! mary

Anonymous said...

I work with a woman named Aquanetta.
I assume it is derived off of Aquanet Hairspray.
But I do not dare to ask.

Anonymous said...

PSA - "Chlamydia" is not a good name for a female child. Please notify the baby Momma and offer an alternative like Chaquita or Tarantula for a boy child.

Cinque, Czar of Names and Designing Cars

Anonymous said...

Fee'mahlee
Vulvateesha
Ovaria

No wonder they walk around pissed off.

Boneshaker

JMcD said...

Weowna & Carloana

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