Saturday, October 10, 2009

JFC!

So this guy walks into a bar ...
with a wetback on his head


 I'm behind the curve after all this time off.  And speaking of curve balls, Nobel!?!

  My first thought, after verifying what I heard wasn't  parody, was  "good1"  Maybe the voters -- those never giving a thought about electing Obama the Cipher -- will have pause over what they've done.   Maybe  voters who flipped me off when I was on Larry King and Olbermann,   saying the sonuvabitch was "installed" by a one-worlders cabal, not elected, will now understand how things work today.  Maybe they'll know it's time to do what needs doing.  I hope.

 When I think Nobel Peace Prize,  now, I'll think Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, Yassir Arafat,  Michael Moore (I hear it was very close) and now the Marxist  Kenyan wetback poseur.   Here's some comments I gleaned after a quick Google.  

  • Barack Obama’s Teleprompter: Big Guy says Bill Clinton called and was gracious in defeat; offered to fly Kanye West over 4 the Nobel awards ceremony.
  • Erick Erickson: Obama is becoming Jimmy Carter faster than Jimmy Carter became Jimmy Carter.
  • Ana Marie Cox: Apparently Nobel prizes now being awarded to anyone who is not George Bush.
  • Headline over AP analysis by White House correspondent Jennifer Loven: He Won, But For What?
  • Kathryn Jean Lopez, National Review: I want to buy the world a coke.
  • Ezra Klein: Obama also awarded Nobel prize in chemistry. "He's just got great chemistry," says Nobel Committee.
  • Adam Bromberg, CRC: Nobel Prize Committee must be staffed by out of work comedy writers.
  • Kristina Hernandez, CRC: It was the Beer Summit that put Obama over the edge.
  • Rush Limbaugh, “I don’t believe this!  He’s not only the first post-racial president, he’s also the nation’s first post-accomplishment president.  He has risen above incompetence.  He is now judged on wishful thinking.”


From Twitter
  •  If Gore and Carter were the death of the Nobel, then this was abuse of the corpse
  • Whats next? Michelle Obama or Nancy Pelosi for Miss USA?
  • BREAKING: Obama sez Mullah Omar a man you can do business with, declares "peace in our time
  • Waiting for Obama to blame Bush for his unearned Nobel.
  • Waiting for Obama to blame Bush for his unearned Nobel
  • Iowahawk: Membership Has Its Privileges
  • The big loser today has got to be the @TheOnion

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I went to a crabfeast last night , and this subject was a major topic of discussion . Even the children were shocked over this one . I believe the entire planet shouted "WTF" in unison yesterday : ( smibsid

JMcD said...

...... so the bartender says
"Jaysus man, where'd ya get that"?
"Aw it's something I, hack, hack,koff, picked up in Kenya. Can't seem to shake it.Tried everything, even Vancomycin.Nothing works. Just can't shake the son-of-a-b*tch".
"Damn that's a real shame, man".
"You said it...The guy that rids me of this bastard deserves the g*dd*mn Nobel Prize".

Anonymous said...

Even the sumbitch-in-chief hisself said he didn't deserve it, but you didn't see the narcissistic sumbitch refuse it, did ya?

Of course, I didn't really mean that, any other way than just exactly how I said it.

H

Anonymous said...

Even previous Nobel Prize winners are floored by this one.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6868905.ece

And the chair of the Committee admitted it was awarded to "enhance" what the individual wanted to do.

On that basis I predict that Miss Universe will win next year's award hands down. After all she said she wanted to see world peace AND an end to hunger AND an end to global warming.

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Anonymous said...

Rodger, This is your entrepreneurial moment where you provide Nobel prizes to those providing a proper fee [the Chicago Way]. Kinda like the Universal Life Church did in the 70's.
Juice

renojim said...

San Diego Union Tribune's poll on whether or not the nobel committee got it right: http://www3.signonsandiego.com/polls/2009/oct/peaceprize/results/

Anonymous said...

Does he have to prove proof of citizenship to receive it? drummermanrick

Anonymous said...

This just needs a little photo shopping to be the prefect comment. "It's a major award!"
GrinfilledCelt

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