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| The String Theory
supports an infinite number of parallel universes, with new universes
being created just by thinking of one. So, and this is
the dominant science amongst today's physicists, it is for certain that
this world I will describe exists. It's a lot like the one we
know, except a guy named Barry Obama died of a heroin overdose in
1992. The daughter of a Baltimore politician, Nancy Patricia
D'Alesandro, died in 1957 after getting a coat hanger abortion (that was the cover story. In reality, her father strangled her after she delivered a bastard Negro son. Italians are somewhat racist.).
None of the current democrat leadership exist. They were all
killed when Richard Nixon, to much applause, ordered a B-52 strike on
the Woodstock festival, just before nuking China. My wife
insisted that a young woman named Sarah Heath be allowed to share our
marriage bed several years ago. That's worked out pretty good. Oh,
Ronald Reagan has been president for 29 years now. Y'all are
invited to visit ... it's a little bubble just in front of your nose,
if you can see it, come on in. Ain't life grand?
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PS- the blood spatter? Mo Sup reminded me that I'm still here in this dimension. Sheesh.
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