Tuesday, December 22, 2009
14 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Well then that doesn't explain this erection that has lasted for more than a light year.
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12/22/09, 9:34 AM
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K-nine said...
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Fail. A light year is a measurement of distance, not of time.
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12/22/09, 9:43 AM
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Anonymous said...
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My point exactly K, the edge of the universe is a distance...thanks though.
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12/22/09, 10:00 AM
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Anonymous said...
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The universe doesn't have an edge, much like the surface of a balloon doesn't have an edge.
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12/22/09, 10:26 AM
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BobG said...
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So, if we had invented Viagra sooner, Einstein would have finished the Unified Field Theory he was working on?
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12/22/09, 10:41 AM
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Anonymous said...
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Nah, he'd still be some patent clerk in Bern.
Casca -
12/22/09, 10:47 AM
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JMcD said...
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i want a penis that can travel at the speed of light so it could have infinite mass.....Can't do nuthin with it, but it'd have swell bragging possibilities.
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12/22/09, 11:03 AM
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Kristophr said...
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The surface of a balloon does have an edge ... the surface itself.
To discover this edge, you have to get off the balloon.
So far, we haven't discovered how to travel sideways in order to jump off the three dimensional surface of the balloon we are riding. But the edge is still there. -
12/22/09, 11:54 AM
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Anonymous said...
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and its all on the head of a pin
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12/22/09, 12:48 PM
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DougM said...
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It's a trick question:
"double your penis" could mean either making two of 'em, or folding it in half, or making it twice as thick, or doubling its volume as well as twice as long.
Then again, maybe it's something Yoda would say about a writing instrument (double your pen is).
In any case, the answer changes depending on whether or not you include the Oort Cloud.
(What? Yeah, okay, some of us may require an extra pill or two to get up to the solution's starting line.) -
12/22/09, 1:03 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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that water is cold
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12/22/09, 2:04 PM
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Anonymous said...
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and deep!
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12/22/09, 2:44 PM
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B....... said...
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Right you are Doug. Took two - they worked, but now they call me pencil dick!
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12/22/09, 6:33 PM
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Alear said...
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'N sho is muddy at de bottom.
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12/22/09, 9:06 PM
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